- 3 years ago
- Wedding: October 2014
Background: I am truly terrible at writing and cringe at the fact that I will be giving this to my MOH tomorrow. I love love love her to death and this whole entire letter is supposed to be sentimental as well as funny with our inside jokes…Tell me what you think about this? I am truly mortified to give her this tomorrow.
I am so ecstatic that I am able to ask you to stand with me while I marry the man I love. You have been there for me in so many ways that I could not even begin to list them. I seriously could not imagine asking another person to be my maid of honor. You are my wife, my best friend, and basically my sister. We have so many memories together, I mean who coulf forget Thursday morning cuddles, or the legendary hand gestures, or the truly hysterical nick names we have for people, or NEON SALMON, the list could truly go on forever. We have laughed, cried, yelled, fought, and even showered together. There is no way that I am doing this without you. You are my person and I could not imagine a life without you in it. Together we could take over the world and have the world rolling on the ground laughing their asses off, and not to mention we are quite possibly the greatest big bootied b*tches in the world. I cant wait to kick this wedding’s ass together with you. I am truly honored to call you my bestfriend/wife and its with great pleasure and happiness that I ask you, Will you by my Maid Of Honor?
P.S. I promise to get you drunk enough to be able to give your speech without becoming a nervous wreck (even if that means that you have to puke on me)
Your Wifey For Lifey,