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Soooo, yesterday at work, me and the gals were chit-chatting, and blahblah-ing, and somebody was talking about how her sex life with her recent ex was so 'vanilla' and among other reasons, that was one thing she was not gonna miss. It got us to thinking about how we would categorize our own bedroom (or out-of-the-bedroom heehee) activities.
I said I would call ours "Birthday Cake"

It's classic, and comforting and satisfying, and at the same time, there's the proverbial "icing on the cake" (pun intended) that's swirled all through it. Sometimes there's only a little bit of party in your mouth
, and other times, there's a huge explosion in the next bite.
And somewhere in there, there's a joke about 'blowing' out the candles, and 'eating' cake, bahaha!
So, if you had to name your sex life after an ice cream flavor, what would it be and why?
LOL honestly im just such a fatty that through your whole post, all I could think about was the actual ice cream and not the sex lol
Butter Pecan - Smooth, and at times a little nutty :)
@ijustrockout: bahahaha I was thinking who was going to use Rocky Road. lol Awesome!
I would say mine is the Ben in Jerry's everything but the.... haha but then that wouldn't be too accurate. lol
Mine is probably chubby hubby. haha even though my hubby isn't chubby (Weight wise) tee hee hee
@tranquility: Lol! Mmmm, ice cream.
@muckmoo1: Ha! (Blushing) Before I met my SO, mine could have been categorized as 'Everything But The....', lmao! I was a naughty, naughty girl.
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, it may be vanilla sometimes but it's got extra-delicious chunks thrown in.
Neopolitan - sometimes it's vanilla, sometimes it's a little different like strawberry, and sometimes its dark and out of my norm like chocolate... but no matter what it's always delicious and satisfying :)
Cookies and Cream - not too difficult to translate that one! :)
ETA: I love your birthday cake explanation and I'd definitely agree that that fits DH and me too!
Mmmm I would say that ours is like orange dreamscicle frozen yogurt!! It is always refreshing, and the perfect blend of vanilla (plain) and orange (wild)!!
May need to make an ice cream run now!!
LOL! My FI said: Fireworks! hahaha, that's a Stewart's flavor! 
Ours is probably Creme Brulee, rich smooth satisfying and addictive!
Chocolate mint- classy, smooth, sexy but with a bit of kink thrown in ;)
@tranquility: Me. Too. I think there's a thousand pound woman inside me trying to claw her way out ;)
I'd have to say... Ben&Jerry's Half Baked. What's not to love? ;)
@Leahhh: Me too, but I can usually shut her up with ice cream. :o)
Mine would have to be Baskin Robbin's Pralines and Cream. It's smooth and creamy, slightly vanilla, then without warning the caramel and pralines show up and blow your mind.
I'll get back to you in 204 days about ours but I had to say, this is incredible. Ha. I love yalls explanations of why...
Haha... I just posted on another forum about ice cream.
This is soo funny. Definitely Birthday Cake! ...or like "Founder's Favorite" Cold Stones?...hehe.
Monster Cookie Ice Cream. It's got everything I want and is always satisfying.
Dark chocolate with extra nuts....sums him up perfectly, yummmm!!!!!!
Lolz, man, this brings on a whole new meaning to the term, "I want some ice cream"! I've created a monster! Keep 'em comin', ladies!
I have been sitting here trying to think of a flavour and have nothing so far... but this has to be one of the greatest threads I have ever read on weddingbee!
@Mrs.tobe: That is my favorite ice cream flavor EVER.
We're a Drumstick. There's a lot of tongue action involved, amazing bursts of caramel amidst the vanilla, and it gets more and more enjoyable the deeper you go ;)
passion fruit with a lil of cotton candy-- its always passionate and sweet wait theres no icecream thats kinky ? lol
This is the best thread I've seen in a while... hilarious!
We'd be Ben and Jerry's Late Night Snack (Vanilla Bean Ice Cream with a Salty Caramel Swirl & Fudge Covered Potato Chip Clusters)... the combo of everything might be unusual to some folks, but it's perfect for us. Oh, and I also love a "snack" at crazy hours of the night;)
Lactose intolerant. (OK, we just haven't done it yet, but I still wanted to play)
@In the media: Hooray for waiting!!
I really want to play but I think we're still a little too new at ice cream to name a flavor.
chocolate and peanut butter because that's my favorite and sex with my partner is my favorite!
Blue Moon! Fun, random, delicious and sweet and also has a wild color/side. And it's out of this world! (lok yea that last part was bad, I know)
Mint Chocolate Chip (Breyers) - Looks vanilla on the outside, but lots of flavor when you taste it, and hard to stop after one serving!
@cbee: heheh. I'd have to say mine was chubby hubby too but as for an all-out enjoyable one for us both... probably coffee/chocolate from starbucks icecream. It's usually a little hyped on something like caffeine but totally worth it in the end ;)
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