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Okay, so we've had posts on her about ppl finding that Victoria's Secret isn't the most "supportive" options in underwear and swimwear.
This is going a LITTLE to the extreme, no?: http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/onlineProductDisplay.vs?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=EH-258344&page=1&cgname=OSSWMBIKZZZ&rfnbr=1232
Oh Gosh, VS! Imagine the tan lines. Crazy...I'll stick to your spray body glitter thanks....
That's HYSTERICAL!!! I can't believe they even have something like that as a legit bathing suit.
Yikes! I love that it's $68 for what's essentially some string. Where does one wear this to?
I think I know where they got their inspiration...
Exhibit A, the suit in question:

Exhibit B, John Mayer:

Maybe if I was European I could appreciate this??? But I'm not so all I can say is wow!
Ha! That looks like an SNL skit waiting to happen.
Also, @scissors...why, John Mayer? Why???
omg... i can imagine my 200 pounds in that number lol
eeeeeeep! and at almost 70 bucks I think I would like a little more suit
Wow... just... wow. If all you need to do to make big bucks is design swimsuits out of string then, why, I'll just get my twine out now....
hahahaha. this is soo funny.I was just looking at swimsuits yesterday for our honeymoon and my fi sent me that exact swimsuit!! I was like are you serious, I could just wear my swimsuit bottoms for the same effect haha. he laughed and said he was kidding too...
gos that pic of Mayer is utterly disturbing.
Ha, that's a direct ripoff of the original monokini made by Rudi Gernreich in 1964:

Oh my goodness. That's not even legal in the US I don't think!
I can see some people wearing it in countries that have topless beaches (America is way uptight about bare breasts), but I do agree that it would be a peculiar tan line!
Well with the band thing It's really not that bad being that a lot of people wear strapless bikini tops and regular bottoms.
But wow, that would never work on most people. Eeek.
Wow! I wonder if they have actually sold any of those bathing suits, what do you think?
first, thanks for seering my eyes with that scissors. i don't know who i should be more upset at: john for wearing it or you for unleashing it on the hive! lol
second, apparently they the bikini comes with a detachable bandaeu top. it makes it a bit more easier to handle. but still, definitely not something i have the guts to ever rock!

OK, that's just wrong. Though it wouldn't be entirely out of place on the beaches of Barcelona (based on what I saw while I was there) . . . I'll be passing if this is the new trend, bandeau or no bandeau.
Hmmm... maybe in Europe?? But I would certainly never have the guts (or the body) to pull that off.
...and @scissors -- really, that John Mayer image is just disturbing ;-)
What exactly is a "cheeky bottom"?
Don't answer that. I know the answer.
Um, what's the point?!?!?! LOL. Europeans will buy it! LOL.
But yeah, I was really sad to go through my VS Swim Issue last night and find ZERO swimsuits in their magazine that said "DD" for sizes. Sigh =(
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. what?
i showed FI and he was like "what am i looking at? what is that?" i told him "i don't know, but i will be buying that for our honeymoon for the beach!" j/k folks, j/k!
yeah, maybe in europe that would fly, but not around here. 
@Scissors lolol did not need to see 
That's... some bathing suit lol I don't have the guts for it, but I agree that it could be popular in Europe maybe. It really just looks uncomfortable though lol
You know, I don't think it'd even be popular here in Europe. Here we rather just do full nudity or no nudity.
I really don't see the point, if you really want to go topless then why not buy a regular bikini and not wear the top???
Haha- I actually want to buy it for laughs but 68 dollars is a no- if only it were on sale.
I search for bathing suit advice on weddingbee and this is what shows up ... I must now take scissors to my eyes Miss Scissors ... oh Joh Mayer, why?!?!?!
This would be amazing in southern France. Last time I was down in Nice I thought I could be hip and cool by just taking my top off, but no, there is a whole entire market sector for "fancy" topless swimsuits.
I could probbly barely wear that swimsuit as a headband.
Seriously
And oh, that John Mayer pic is PRICELESS! I got a good laugh from that one -- yet I have this odd feeling I'll be seeing it in a nightmare at some point in the future, LOL!
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