NWR. Please make me laugh. I'm CRANKY as all heck.

posted 3 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2014

On my lunch break today, i saw a woman go into a set of revolving doors, and she looked down at whatever she was carrying in her hand, and didnt realize that the doors stopped automatically every quarter turn, and she walked right dead into the glass and fell back into the glass panel behind her. I just about keeled over cracking up at her.

 

Post # 4
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2013 - backyard in the woods

Post # 5
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

@SarahCF:  Testicles.  That is all.

Post # 7
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

I present to you my favorite joke of all time.

Post # 10
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

This is one of my most favorite pictures of all time:

Post # 12
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2013 - Wynn Las Vegas

Post # 13
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

 

@SarahCF:  Funny story!

 

My husband and I were sharing a hotel room for a work related event. I was tucked in bed and he was in the bathroom getting ready for bed. All the sudden I hear a bunch of commotion from the bathroom. He comes in the room with this petrified look on his face and says, “Here I thought you packed a travel size tube of toothpaste. But then I started brushing my teeth and it was creamy not bubbly! Then I turned the tube over and realized it was Cortizone 10 Anti-Itch Cream! I still can’t feel my mouth!!”

At which point I fell out of bed with tears running down my face.

No need for practical jokes with my husband!

Post # 14
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2014 - Nazareth Hall

Marvelous. My favorite thing to do is send people things I find funny on pinterest! Here you are…

Post # 16
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2014

@SarahCF:  Okay, so I don’t have a picture but I have a funny story.

I came home with a pain in my knee so I put Icy Hot on it after I showered. I realized I got a little too much and wiped the excess off my leg and hands and was putting my PJs on when FI comes in our room, grabs the towel without me knowing and gets in the shower. Shower shuts off, curtain opens and shortly after that I heard this really bad noise coming from the bathroom, not normal bathroom noises. So I walk in just to make sure he’s okay to find him with the shower head pointed as his “meat and potatoes” and him with his eyes squeezed shut. He’d gotten Icy Hot on his delicate parts. I felt so bad but it was hilarious. He eventually came waddling out of the bathroom still groaning and grumbling. I still laugh about it.

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