Post # 1
My Future Mother-In-Law is…..eccentric.
But now Future Mother-In-Law is fixated on probably the weirdest thing. We’re getting married in the state we grew up in but don’t currently live in–the wedding is Sunday morning and we’re leaving for the honeymoon Monday night. FMIL is begging/insisting/demanding that we stay at her home that Sunday night–our wedding night!
Her reasoning is that, it’ll save us money on a hotel and that this way she can spend more time with us before we leave for the honeymoon and head back to our place. OK–that is all true, but we don’t need to save the money and we planned to stop by to see them on Monday before leaving for the airport anyway. But most importantly—I WANT TO HAVE LOUD CRAZY KINKY SEX WITH MY NEW HUSBAND, and I can’t do that in his parents’ house. Their room borders his on one side, and his older sister who still lives at home is on the other side. I delicately pointed out that I’d like more privacy with my new husband, and Future Mother-In-Law said “oh I don’t mind, I know what’s happening regardless of where. Plus you’ll be too tired that night anyway”
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I STILL CARE! I won’t be able to let loose like I want with all those in-laws there and ‘knowing’ what’s up. And the wedding is over by 5pm, I think we may be ready for sex sometime in the 28 hours between the end of the wedding and when we leave for the airport.
I’m going to let Fiance explain that one to his mom.
Post # 3
I’m baffled.. and speechless…. it’s your WEDDINg nite.. you only get ONE! It’s supposed to be romantic and JUST the 2 of you. I wouldn’t even know what to say…. I’d WANT to tell her “I want to FUCK my husband ” but that wouldnt be appropriate lol
Post # 4
Oh goodness!!! Good luck with this one… yeeeeah… I’m would be mildly amused and horrified at that thought… =O
Post # 5
Oh wow. That is just awkward… I don’t know if I will ever reach a point where sex in my in laws houes will be okay with me, and certainly wouldn’t be on my wedding night!! That is too funny really. Does she not remember how much she DIDN’T want to be around her parents on her own wedding night??
Post # 6
I am sorry but i am cracking up at this and so is Fiance becuase this is so something his parents would do. I would just do what you want and she will get over it. Its nice that they are thinking of you and everything, but I am with you on wanting the private time (NOT where everyone (and his mother) can hear)!
Post # 7
hahahah the best part is I wrote this because Future Mother-In-Law just called to bother Fiance about it again….but after badgering him for a while I heard him just go “Mom, because we want to be alone….No, that isn’t being alone….I know you know but geez Mom….Ok, listen, BearLove and I are into some weird shit…..no weirder, way weirder…..ok glad this is settled”
I have no idea what Future Mother-In-Law thinks we’re into now but I’m ok with it!!!
Post # 8
That sounds like something my mother would come up with. I am also now cracking up about the way your Fiance handled this.
Nice that she’s being considerate of your finances and all, but perhaps a Monday brunch would be a more appropriate way to see her son (and new daughter in law) before the honeymoon.
Post # 9
Hahahahahahaha, I love it.
Post # 10
Hahaha! I love the update post… too funny. Glad it’s all worked out now!
Post # 11
I’m totally cracking up over what your Fiance said to his mom! Love it.
My Future Mother-In-Law is kind of the same way – super nice and wants to always be as helpful as possible and to help us get ahead and all. We drew the line when she suggested (in 100% seriousness) that she buy a duplex for us all to live in 😉
Post # 12
@kittyface: Oh geez, I could never do that. I’d need quadruple locks on the bedroom door and probably for Mother-In-Law to be deaf. Even then I’d be too paranoid she’d feel the vibrations of bed rocking. I feel like such a prude but I’d prefer it to remain an unspoken truth with our families that Fiance and I have lots of sex.
Post # 13
OH my gosh I am laughing so hard at the follow up your Fiance told her! HA! In our case, my Future Mother-In-Law, her Boyfriend or Best Friend, my Dad, his Girlfriend and all 5 of our kids will be at OUR house on the wedding night (all of them except my daughter don’t live here) and WE, dear Bees, will be in a hotel suite a block away on the beach! I wouldn’t be surprised if any of the above OR our friends try to come with. Yeah, NOT happening though I love them ALL dearly!
Post # 14
Tell her your mum/dad/MOH (anyone) has already bought and paid for a night in a lovely hotel and it’s too late to cancel as they’ve paid for it.
Plus you want to spend your wedding night alone with your husband having hot nasty sex.
Post # 15
Bwahaha! Best update ever.
Post # 16
Super awkward, but I love the way your Fiance handled it.