Open-Fart Relationships

posted 3 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

Nope I fart, poop, pee, and barf in front of DH. If he doesn’t like it then he can go in another room.

Post # 4
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

I am laughing with you!  Sorry but it’s quite funny.  He’s such a guy.  FI will say the same thing, jokingly, which irritates me, too.  I don’t understand why the guys are allowed to make a big deal out it, even in public, but if we nicely say something, oh it’s totally inappropriate.  This is why men and women come from different planets!

This is funny – FI usually passes gas right before we go to bed, usually while I’m washing up.  So when I get in bed, I smell it and I ask him if he is guilty.  So he’ll say “SHILOH!” which is our dog’s name.  So the dog perks up and looks quizzical.  Really?  Blame the dog?  That is so old.  I’m at least working with FI on saying excuse me.  I don’t care if he is guilty, don’t lie about it.

Post # 7
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

I have never met a man who had any issues with farting! Haha.

I will say this, though….I RARELY fart. Usually only in the bathroom when I’m doing my business. Once in a blue moon, one will slip out when I’m laughing. Even if I have gas, I’ll let the air slip out or it will just ‘dissolve’ inside, if that makes sense…sounds like my stomach is growling, but it’s lower. I also can’t MAKE myself fart like FI can…or everyone else, it seems.

FI farts ALL. THE. TIME. And it gets on my nerves. I realize he can’t really help it, but he thinks it’s hysterical, and his laughing and commenting on his own farts makes it even less tolerable! I just made myself laugh thinking about it, so it’s not something that grosses me out too bad.

Post # 8
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

I think you did the respectful thing and left the room to fart! I think he was being a huge baby and didnt need to make such a big deal about it… and for that.. i think you should fart in front of him on purpose..ALOT!!

 

(i dunno how much of that you should listen to.. i still odnt have the balls to fart in front of DH…))

Post # 10
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2013

My husband and I have an open gases relationship.  He farts and I burp, we both have a good laugh about it

Post # 12
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2013

@pictureaccount:  LOL, my huband farted one night and it smelled so bad for so long, I had to go downstairs and sleep on the couch (I was seriously going to barf).  When I got downstairs, the dog took one whiff of me and left!  My husband calls it his proudest embarassing moment lol.

Post # 13
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: January 2013

This made me laugh on a day I needed it lol.. awesome. My FI is a farter, I try not to fart in front of him because he makes a big deal of it to! Like I’ve broken a law or something. Teases me and laughs. I’m surprised he doesn’t post it on Facebook or text his friends lol. Oh well. 

Oh and the dogs get blamed a lot in our house too!

Post # 14
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

We fart in front of each other. Most of the time it turns into a joke or the dog gets blamed. What’s really embarrassing though is when FI announces that I have to poop…for example, we were on a road trip with a friend recently and we stopped at a gas station. I needed to go to the restroom but our friend thought we were going to get back on the road right away. So FI says, “Well she’s gotta poop” to our friend, but it was so loud that this random guy that was parked next to us heard and looked right at me! I so lost the feeling after that. Lol.

Post # 15
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

@pictureaccount:  YES! Hahaha. I’m very proud of my burping skills…I quieted an entire high school lunchroom with one when I was a Junior! I blame my dad.

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