(Closed) Our upstairs neighbor likes to get it on …

posted 6 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 3
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

Does waking up to hearing my parents get busy count. That is the most horrible sound in the world if you ask me, lol 

Post # 4
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

LMAO!! The people next door refuse to have sex without opening the bedroom window so everyone can hear. Its usually about 2 minutes of reallllllly loud grunting and her saying “give it to me harder” then he finishes and they are silent. lol.

Post # 6
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Bumble Beekeeper

@iarebridezilla:  I’ve never had to listen to anyone else’s sex, thank goodness!

I definitely think you should leave a hilarious note.  😉

Post # 8
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

@iarebridezilla:  Believe me when I say that it is the most horrible thing a child can experience. Now I always worry my kids will hear us so we will turn on the dryer when we know the are awake. hehe 

Post # 9
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

hahahahahahahaha!!!! That’s hilarious!  I’m a sound sleeper and usually go to bed pretty early so I’ve been spared ever having to listen to someone else!

Post # 11
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Busy bee

I was dating a guy who had a roommate that lived in the downstairs part of the house. He didn’t have girls over that often (he was a total D-bag, so he probably couldn’t get many girls to come back to the house with him…) but once he had a female friend visit for the weekend. They ended up having sex and it seriously sounded like a jackhammer and went on for-ev-er. It was all the same speed, the whole time, for like 45 minutes. Super fast, ram-ram-ram-ram-ram-ram-ram-ram-ram. And the girl, well, she moaned loudly for pretty much the entire 45 minutes and it was SO obvious she was faking it. She couldn’t have been enjoying it that much for that long, especially considering he was just going at it like a jackhammer.

The best part was, my BF at the time told me that the next day, the roommate approached him and was like “I had the best sex last night, she must have had like 12 orgasms! She even told me I had to stop because it felt so good she couldn’t handle anymore!” HAHAHAHA. Um…OK…if you think so…

It was hilarious.

Post # 12
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2011

@Mrs.Jansen:  i’ve heard mine too! a couple time ewwww – i threw a shoe at the door once and my mom yelled at me the next morning for staying up so late.

I have this strange memory of being really really young and hearing my mom in their room say “oh god, oh god” and i remember being terrified thinking something horrible was happening to her! it wasn’t until much much later that i realized what I was actually hearing.

Post # 13
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Bumble bee

Oh my gosh this is hilarious!!!

I haven’t heard anyone that clearly through walls in a while.  My very first apartment, the guy upstairs had a gf who was ANNOYINGLY loud.  Like, faking it loud.  Either that or he was just that good?

Oh, and one time, I heard my brother’s ex-gf and her new bf (they lived in the same complex as us) going at it…I was walking to get the mail (mail slots were outside their apt door) and I heard her, then I heard him say “YOU’RE DONE ALREADY!?”  Oh my gosh it was mortifying because she was still (and still is) a close friend.

Post # 14
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2015

Ugh, I feel your pain! My I shared a wall with my college suitemate one year, and it was not fun. He moved his bed to the middle of his room so that it wouldn’t be right up against the wall, but it didn’t help. He and his girlfriend would go at it quite loudly at all hours of the day and night. SOMETIMES NOT EVEN WITH THE DOOR CLOSED.

Post # 15
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

Oh wow, I’m sorry about your neighbor!

The worst I’ve heard was our old, sleazy landlord at the time getting it on in the apartment downstairs. He didn’t live there, it was the hang-out space for his employees who worked in his business next door. I had to listen to him grunt and moan over a rythmic bang-bang-bang in the room below while I was in bed with a bad migraine.  When they left I looked out the window. Lo and behold, he was not with his wife but with a very young employee.   Eew.

Post # 16
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

@iarebridezilla:  Thats the best part of hearing people have sex! lmao.

Worst part about it though is that their window is right by the entrance to the apartment so kids are always walking past and probably asking their parents why they sound like dying pigs. lol.

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