Post # 1
My new neighbors are having loud sex, they are young and inexperienced and don’t know each other well from the innane conversations I’ve had to hear them have on our shared porch when they come out and smoke. (The other day they were talking about where the other had been born for example.)
Right now the girl is screaming loudly, but they often have jackrabbit loud pounding sex that I had mistaken for my dog’s tail pounding on our bed until I heard both the screaming and the pounding at the same time. It at the most lasts about 7 minutes or so I had not equated it with sex.
A girl downstairs has already left a note on their door but it doesn’t seem to help in fact it made it worse. I don’t want to get the police involved unless we have to because we used to have a bad neighbor who called in phony complaints to animal control on us all the time even though it was obvious there was no abuse. It got to the point where they knocked on the door we handed them the paper work and were done with it.
I don’t want to start a war but I would like them to at least close the window or something. It’s so irritating!!
Post # 3
I would be living a note saying that the sex sounds awesome and since everyone can hear every blessed thing can you and the neighbors come and watch as well? But I am sarcastic like that.
Post # 4
Sorry. WE also had loud neighbors, but although those weren’t the sounds we were hearing from them (at least not most of the time), we did end up calling the police on them, security on them, and it only mildly deterred them.
Post # 5
Ugh we had an upstairs neighbor like this. I swear his bed must have been on the verge of breaking. We thank everything they moved in 1 week before we moved out!
Post # 6
@trueblue14: Yea the girl downstairs left a note like that but it didn’t seem to help. The only thing I could think would help is calling their parents (if I knew their numbers) or emergency maintence so that they would walk in on it but the sex lasts like 7 mins so that would probably be hard to time so someone showed up when they were actually doing it. 🙁
Post # 7
I’d take the passive aggressive route. Write that you’re glad they’re enjoying themselves but the next time it gets loud, the police will be knocking on their door to join the fun.
But I’m an asshole, so meh.
Or you can just knock on their door during sex and tell them to quiet down.
Post # 8
Well I just found some passive aggresive notes (like the one my other neighbor posted.) The one with the guy in 3B is sort of hilarious. Sadly though repeated notes on the door could be considered harrasment. http://www.happyplace.com/18746/notes-asking-neighbors-to-stop-having-loud-sex
Post # 9
I had this problem. I started banging on the wall during it. I’d vaccuum at night to irritate them. The problem was the female was too noisy in bed and out of bed. Out of bed I’d hear her loud giggles–really nerve racking. Their bedroom was against mine. I could be all the way on the other side of my large apt, and I could still hear her screaching and moaning at the end in bed. It was rediculous. I wasn’t sure what to do because they weren’t taking hints or caring.
I think that they either broke up or moved because I quit hearing her. I was very happy for her to go.
Post # 10
@trueblue14: Hahaha, +1!!!!!