Post # 1
So I’m dying by myself over here at work and needed to tell someone what I just did.
I went to go talk to my male boss. He gave me a small, strange look and asked if we could wait twenty minutes for our meeting. I walked away and stopped at the restroom to find my chiffon button-down shirt had a button mid-bust slide undone and open up a few inches. THANK GOD I had a black tank top under my shirt!
Please share your waredrobe malfunction stories to help with my embarrassment as I go back in his office in 20 minutes! Lol
Post # 2
- Wedding: January 2013 - Harbourfront Grand Hall
RedWine13: Spilled hot chocolate RIGHT on my mid-boob area the other day.
Also, I usually get dressed in the semi-darkness and arrive at work under the flourescent lights and realize my bra choice could have been better….
Post # 3
Oh boy I have one for you!!! I went to a staff development thing outside in the park over the summer. I wore a black maxi skirt. I was pulled aside a couple of days later and told by another staff member (that I’m not super close with) that my skirt apparently was completely see through in the sun and she could even tell what kind of underwear I was wearing. SOOO embarassed! I threw the skirt away that night and now I ALWAYS wear a slip with my maxi skirts and dresses. I feel for you!!!
Post # 4
Nothing too crazy, but I’ve been running late before and put my shirt on inside out without noticing for half of the day! Thankfully it was just a plain tank so I doubt anyone noticed, but damn I felt like an idiot! Another time I ripped the back slit in my pencil skirt and didn’t notice until I got home at the end of the day that my ass was totally hangin out there… Needless to say I sewed that sucker up like fort knox!
Post # 5
I have a haunted dryer that likes to eat drawstrings. My scrub pants have fallen down on more than one occasion while at work. Oops!
Post # 6
I dumped an entire cup of old coffee all over myself a little while ago. It was a Monday, and apparently I didn’t realize I never finished my coffee on Friday so it was old and the milk had turned bad. I had to change, but the only clothes I had in my car were a giant oversized hoodie, and some cropped yoga pants. I looked ridiculous.
Post # 8
RedWine13: last winter i had on a dress and black tights. i went to the restroom. the dress was a lightweight cotton longsleeve thing, but i couldn’t feel it through my tights if that makes sense. i walked out of the bathroom and through a large classroom of students and faculty with the back of that damn dress tucked into the top of my tights. i had on a cute thong (and these are adult female students, i’m not pervy) at least
Post # 9
- Wedding: January 2013 - Harbourfront Grand Hall
Aquaria: haha! That is hilarious!
Post # 10
RedWine13: ripped my trousers on barbed wire right below mybum.
Post # 11
I don’t have a work one, but I’ll share a wedding one if I may lol.
I was at my friends wedding, and I was wearing my beautiful sheer yellow sari with a yellow slip underneath. I wasn’t thinking when I got ready that morning, and wore a peacock blue thong. Once at the wedding, my husband whispered that he could see my underwear through my sari. I was mortified! I already suck at wrapping them, so I ran to the washroom to try and fold and cover it up as much as I could. Luckily I was able to hide it pretty well, and the chairs we sat in were full backs, so that helped. AY!
Post # 12
- Wedding: March 2014 - Church and University
Two different shoes. Yep.
Post # 13
- Wedding: February 2015 - Mount Hermon
RedWine13: I work with ASD kids and one pulled down my shirt. At his summer camp. And one of the other kids asked “what’s that?” (My bra) and a third kid goes “That’s a bra. My mom says they keep the girls from misbehaving, but I don’t know what that means.”
I typically wear an undershirt now.
Post # 14
I have a particularly horrible one.
On my first day of my very first “big girl” job, I wore a pencil skirt. I showed up to work, my boss took me on a tour of the office, and when we got the kitchen I walked in front of her and she was like “umm… ummm… your skirt is broken.” I reached my hand around to touch the back of my skirt and found that the zipper had busted — all the way from my thighs to the top of the skirt. And to make it worse, I was wearing a skimpy thong! I had walked ALL OVER the office with my ass exposed. I had to go home and change.
What a way to make a first impression.
Post # 15
I hate bra shopping. I wear them until they fall apart. So midway through the day one strap breaks. I excuse myself and I go to fix it. I’m not back at my desk 20 minutes and the other snaps, while talking with my friend. She starts laughing and I go back to the washroom to MacGyver the 2nd strap into place. Just as we’re getting ready to go an hour later (we all leave at the same time) I rip the arse out of my pants. While wearing a thong I must have had a sharp staple or similar from my chair upholstery hanging out and it caught on my cotton pants when I stood up.
It all happened 3 years ago and we still refer to it as ‘the day my clothes fell off’!