Random things your SO says for no reason

posted 3 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2014

Um.. well.

The other night, my fi came streaking into our bedroom, naked after a shower. He’s standing on one foot, putting his socks and undies on.. and suddently he says, “I”m a flamingo!”.

 

I about died laughing.

Post # 4
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

@beetee123:  What my FI does (and drives me insane lol) is making science stuff up. Like randomly using science words he hears me say (I am a chemist) and making no sense out of them, he loves me making me upset doing that.

He also loves waking me up on the phone by multiplying numbers wrongly.

He loves making stories up out of nowhere. It’s crazy.

Post # 5
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

YES I AM SO GLAD YOU SAID THIS

One time I made pesto pasta and my FI haaaaaaaaaated it so he just picked at it then decided to make himself a burger.  I teased him about not eating a meal I made for him.  Totally lighthearted.  I love pesto so whatever, more for me.

AND HE SAID

“Okay but listen to me 208bride I am not going to eat everything you make me someday you are going to make me a baby and I’m probably not going to eat it so you need to come to terms with this now”

Post # 7
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

@beetee123:  Lol! My FI would be like:

did you know a bacteria infected a virus and this created parasites and then there was a pandemic and everyone but one guy and girl died and then they had to repopulate earth? (THIS IS ALL NOT TRUE LOL)

GAAAH >___>

Post # 10
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

@208bride:  LOL! Well that’s a relief x)

Post # 11
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

@AnaA:  My FI does something similar. I learned about primates as part of my college degree, so my FI likes to spout intentionally incorrect facts about primates like, “All monkeys are apes.” Gah.

Post # 12
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

@asbtoabs:  Do you find it annoying?

I sometimes feel bad because I do :C

He gets all “I annoy you :'(” and just breaks my heart lol.

Post # 13
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

This maybe isn’t exactly the random you mean, but it was random as hell for me!About half a year into our relationship, I decided to broach the topic of kids with FI (BF at the time). I thought it would be good to get out into the air because I was thinking that I’d want kids, while he had consistently voiced at every opportunity that he hated them, didn’t know what to do with them, was basically terrified of them, etc. I prepared myself for the worst when I asked him if he would ever want kids, and how many.

 

FI: I guess 6.

Me: ………………. what

FI: Like, at least 4, but you’d need to get 2 girls and 2 boys so that they can have a partner, but the odds of that happening are pretty slim, so you’d probably have to try a few more times. So I’d say 6.

Me: …………………………………… oh my god you’re serious

 

Apparently it’s because he was raised in a family of 4 boys, but like, COME ON. ARE YOU SERIOUS. It was pretty hilarious, hahah.

Post # 14
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

@AnaA:  I don’t really find it annoying, but my work now has pretty much nothing to do with primates. I could see myself getting a little irritated if he frequently made ridiculous comments related to my current field. Just don’t let your FI teach his creation myth to your future children/pets/nieces and nephews 😉

Post # 15
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

@208bride:  And that made me snort.

Post # 16
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

@asbtoabs:  LOL! He LOVES kids and is ALWAYS making stories up for them. And they LOVE it!

I find it kind of cute but when they grow up they get mad at them because some of them actually believed him.

My FBIL, for example, believed for many years (and proudly told his friends) that FI jumped and landed gracefully from the third floor of a building lol.

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