Rant Thread: I'm going to ramp my car onto a f***ing speedboat.

posted 3 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

You didn’t just leave it there?  “Fax me anything you need me to sign, bye.”

Post # 5
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

You left out the 2/3 of a tank of gas part.  Burn that shit up.  In small circles.

To drift in a FWD car takes lots of e-brake.  Godspeed. 

Post # 6
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Busy bee

Can you put a dead fish in the air conditioning before you turn it in? Maybe a nicely potent can of tuna?

Post # 7
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2014 - Turf Valley

That sucks, but this post made me have a good laugh.

please please pleeeeease get someone to record these j-turns.  i want to live vicariously through you!

Post # 9
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2012

That sucks!  You have to be inconvenienced for their incompetence?  I’d be ticked!

Post # 11
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 2013

@iarebridezilla:  Oh my gosh I totally feel for you but this has made my day I am rolling over her picturing j-turns in a automatic honda hope you have better luck today

 

Post # 12
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

@Paiger8:  Hahahahahaha. Best thing ever. I’m totally doing this one day. 

Post # 13
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

@iarebridezilla:  PMSL at “F*** you, Honda. I poop in your car. I poop in it.”

If I wasn’t so many thousands of miles away I’d lend you the puppy. He really would poop in it!

 

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