Post # 1
What do you call him or her? What does he or she call you? Do you have ridiculous, embarrassing pet names that you only use inside the house, or are the names fair game in public as well!?
I’m not sure if this thread has been done before (it probably has!) but feel free to share for some weekend giggles!
For me, I call him…………….Mr. Bum. That’s actually the nickname we have for our hamster, but sometimes I call Fiance “Mr. Bum” as well. I also sometimes just call him “Butt”. Like, “hey Butt”. We also call each other “mister” pretty much every day, which cracks me up. “Where do you think you’re going, mister?” “I don’t think so, mister!”
He calls me……….PANTS! Hahaha, and no he doesn’t know what my user name is on here. It’s short for Cutiepants (and yes, that is where half of my name came from, bahaha, I’m lame).
“Oh hi Cutiepants! How’d your pants get so cute? Do you like having such cute pants? How’d you fit all those cutes into your pants?”
…………and so on. We are oh so cool. How about YOU?
Post # 3
My Darling Husband calls me “Turdblossom” when he wants to really piss me off 🙂
I don’t think I have an embarrassing one for him! Must get on that immediately.
Post # 4
I call him cuddlebug, and due to a story that I can’t remember telling (though everyone ELSE does apparently) last New Year’s Eve…he calls me “cheesewheel”
Post # 5
Poobum when he annoys me, Weasel when he doesn’t.
Post # 6
I call mine swampa$$ and he calls me pretty pretty princess (when i’m being a total bia).
Post # 7
We call each other “babby.” It’s from a video of a Yahoo questions questions about how babies are made. It’s pretty funny when we use it in front of other people–we’ve gotten lots of weird looks, haha.
Post # 8
buns, boobies, pookie pookerson, anything to annoy my love 🙂
Post # 9
@vorpalette: gotta love Y!A “where do babbies come from????? 10 points!!!”
Post # 10
@Juliepants, love the pants banter, sooo cute!
I call him my blanquito cochino bambino, i mostly call him blanquito for short.
(Translation: little white baby pig or little white pig baby)
Sometimes I call him studmuffin outta the blue, like hey there studmuffin, that usually cracks him up.
He calls me flaca. And sometimes, sweet brown sugar, lol!
But that’s about it…nothing super exciting here.
Post # 11
HotStuff, Sweet Pants, Sweet Boy, Sweet Faced Boy, Love Muffin, Lover Boy, Sugar Boogar, Baby Cakes, My Little Cutie Patootie, Sugar Lips, Doll Face,
Post # 12
Sometimes I call him “poodle”. No real reason, I just think its funny and kind of ridiculous. He calls me “B”. It usually means “babe” but it could also stand for “bitch”. It’s fun to decipher which is which. 🙂
Post # 13
Mine is sooo random. We started calling each other Boyf & Girlf as pet names, then it evolved into boyfy & girlfa, then it became berka & gerka on a random road trip. Now that he’s my fiancé it’s Fierka!! Hahaha sometimes if I’m drunk I accidentally let slip in public a fierka! People are like wha?? So embarrassing
Post # 14
@KatyElle: I seriously Lol’d at “Turdblossom”
Post # 15
My Darling Husband is very quick-witted and always has some type of a quip or comeback. So, sometimes I will refer to him as “Mr. Brainy Britches” for his smarty-pants commentary, lol!
@Juliepants: See, more references to pants! LOL
Post # 16
My Fiance has curly hair and grows a fluffy beard. When we first started dating he HATED, and I mean HATED pet names. Later in the relationship he got used to me calling him grizzly bear, but he has always felt weird calling me any names.Once in a blue moon he’ll call me princess or honey. I can count the number of times on one hand.
I call him (all the time):