Ridiculous nicknames for your pets

posted 3 years ago in Pets
Post # 3
3731 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

@soontobeMrsBoo:  Awww she’s pretty!! My youngest cat is Stella Louise… Yeah I’m that weirdo who gave my cat a middle name. She gets called: Tell, Tellaboo Tinikat, Stella Sluttypants, Louise (when she’s in trouble)

Post # 5
917 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

My husband calls one of our dogs “fatty”. It’s a fitting name…

Post # 6
2243 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2012 - Southern California


Our puppy’s name is Jeebus so we call him Baby Jeebus, or more commonly now, Baby Jeebs or The Jeebs or sometimes just Jeebs.  When we’re being extra playful, we throw in Jeebers Creepers!  He responds to them too haha.

Post # 7
1392 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2011

@MrsBluth:  Lmao. I love you. 


I call my cat Bo Kitty. Her name is Acie. Lol. 


I call the dog H Lou. Her name is Hattie Lou Who. 

Post # 8
476 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

Her name is Chloe.  She gets called and answers to … Chlo, Chloebear, Bearbear, dinky dinky boo boo, baby girl, stoops, stoopy …. yes, it’s bad.  But I love her SOOOOOO much 🙂

Post # 9
636 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

@stephanie091512:  THOSE EARS!!!!! 


Our dog is named Gamble, but I call him Stinkbug.

Our one cat is Cornelius, but his baby bug, or Cornelius-bornelius.

Our other car is Aurora, and she is Aurora Borealis or Rawr-rawr.

Post # 10
6786 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: March 2014 - A castle!

My boy becomes “Popos Frotos” “Pom Frotes” “Papas” “Papas Fritas” or “Boy One” LOL his name is Darwin, completely unrelated to all nicknames.

He deserves a silly nickname… or multiple.

Post # 11
1581 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

About a year ago we adopted a cat and named him Beemo, after a character from Adventure Time. “Beemo” has now morphed mostly into “Beemus,” but also “Beem,” “Beemabutt” (like bubblebutt) and “Da Beejee,” for some inexplicable reason.

One of the best parts of all of this is that I opened my computer one day to check the Bee, and found that my link had been changed to “Weddingbeem.” Hahahah.

Post # 12
736 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 2014

Real Name: Spanky
Nicknames: Spankenstein, Spanky-doo, Panky 




Post # 13
342 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2014

I love this thread and love some of the nicknames mentioned!


My dog’s name is Oliver and I’ve given him way too many ridiculous nicknames over the years.  Ollie is standard, the rest are not.  Bubbles, Mr. Marfin, Wormbutt, Poodle, Mooma..and many more, I can’t remember the rest.  Right now I have a habit of looking at him and squealing “Who has a muffin face?” and my husband is like WTF is wrong with you, you’re insane.  BUT HE’S SO CUTE.  AND HE LOVES IT WHEN I ASK HIM IF HE HAS A MUFFIN FACE.


Post # 14
575 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

My dog’s name is Emmy. She is also called Em, Emmster, stinky, puppy, tiny stinky puppy, Emmeriffic, EmmyEmmyEmmy, and puppyface. She responds to all of them lol.

Post # 15
525 posts
Busy bee

Fatty, Lady, harpy, The Magster, chubs…I really am more insulting than I should be but they hear it with happy tones. My FI is worried that I will give our kids a complex

Post # 16
1676 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2015



Sorry the first picture is side ways and both are above my writing – I’m on my phone and can’t make it work!! Haha


@FutureDrAtkins:  I am going to sneak into your house and steal your boy!!! Gahh! He’s so cute!!


Mine are Bizkit (white one) and Millie ( dark brown).


He is Bikka, Mikka Bikka, Bizquie, Bink, Binkie or Bink Dog.


She is Min, Mia, MiaMoo, MooMooBear, MissMoo (and I’ve got to tell you, she is a moo!!) love them both!!






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