- 6 years ago
- Wedding: February 2013
is how unrealistic they are.
The other day I stayed up reading in bed while Fiance slept. I was reading a great book and couldn’t put it down! I’m a sap for all those love stories, what girl isn’t! You know…reading about how the color of her eyes reminds him of the sunset, how her skin is as soft as clouds, how he counts every freckle on her body, how everytime she gets in bed he rolls over and says she looks like sunshine and how he much he missed having her next to him while she ran to the kitchen to grab a drink. (I’m totally making this up by the way).
Anyways, I’m reading, reading, reading…. then my phone starts to ring (at 1 a.m.) and it’s a good friend of mine needing some advice and what do you know, I happen to be up. So I step out of the room for a moment to talk to her and when I get back (after interupting my reading), I gently get in bed and Fiance turns over and goes “who was that?” So I tell him and am like ooohh he’s semi-awake! For some reason I expected him to wrap me up and tell me how much he missed me and how happy he was for me to be back in bed. NOT! He just rolled over and started snorrrrinnnnnnngggg. I nudged him and was like “HUG ME!” and all I got was a “wha? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” hahahha
Poor Fiance, he had to get up at 5 a.m. and I’m over here expecting my book’s main character to be him. See ladies, this is the problem with these books!!!! Fiance helps clean, takes out the trash, does ALL of the laundry (puts it up too!), and I’m more than thankful to have someone like him. HE EVEN PUTS THE TOILET SEAT DOWN EVERY SINGLE TIME (he’s done that all his life apparently, go Future Mother-In-Law!)
That’s what they need to be writing about! I’m sure Bella from Twilight could write all about how Edward is messy and doesn’t clean up after himself! Oh wait, he has enough money to hire people to do that for him and to fly him anywhere he wants to go. All of those things are so unrealistic! They need to have a book about a REAL man… (or more real than Edward) Hell, I’d buy it! haha
I just thought it was funny and thought I would share.