Post # 1
Bees, I need your help.
My ex, who is not a nice person, kept our dog in the breakup. Now, we had arranged visiting rights and all was going smoothly, but he’s taking her to the US when he moves with his fiancee in September. I sent him a message asking if I could say goodbye (I haven’t seen my puppy in two months out of respect for his fiancee’s discomfort). He responded that I’ve already said goodbye and I can’t. He only told me the last time I saw her that it would be the last, and I miss her sooo much. I have no interest in his relationship, am delighted that he’s found someone willing to put up with him, but I really want to see Roxy.
Anyway, so he’s not letting me see my dog one last time, and I’m really furious. Any ideas as to revenge? In terms of seriousness, I’m talking itching-powder in the post rather than anthrax in his coffee – I just want to make him a little uncomfortable.
Post # 3
@52Dublin: Oh, that sucks. I don’t really have any kind of revenge…oh wait, maybe send him pics of you and the dog to give to the dog, so that his Fiance sees them and gets all pissy at him? That’s the best I can come up with
Post # 3
Buy him a coffee and sweeten it with Lactulose.
It works very quickly and is not harmful, except for dehydration after.
It’s available OTC in Canada and the US, not sure about Ireland though.
ETA: this stuff tastes like corn syrup and is the same consistancy.
Post # 4
I don’t really have any revenge ideas, the only advice I can give you is don’t waste your time plotting out revenge on this guy. Psycho Ex is not a good look for anyone. Though it does suck about your dog 🙁
Post # 5
@Oneeleven: 🙂 I like it! You are devious person, I approve.
@KatyElle: I know, and that’s probably the advice I’d give my friends. realistically I’m unlikely to do anything, but it’s nice to think about it.
@MrsSl82be: That’s an excellent suggestion, she does get pissy about me.
Post # 6
I dont have any revenge ideas really.. Im not good at that sort of thing. But Im sorry you cant say goodby to your puppy.