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Aw too cute! Well we started potty training this week, and yesterday afternoon he came down with something, so since he slept most of the day/evening away I just put pull ups on him because I couldn't force a sleeping/sick/fevered child on a potty. Well this morning he feels fine ( no fever) but he refuses to get out of bed. I'm not sure if its he knows he doesnt have to go potty because he's sick, or because he really is sick.
Not as cute as yours though. Ca't think of anything else.
I'm pregnant again, and we're trying to prepare our daughter for her new sibling. We talk a lot about the baby, and make references to my belly and ask her to touch my belly "gently", stuff like that. I don't think she quite gets it, though, because most of the time, after touching my belly gently and saying "baby," she'll go over to my husband and do the same thing to his belly. Lol!
She also likes to offer my belly her sippy cup and snacks. So cute!
We were walking by the bra section at Walmart, and my little girl (she'll be 3 in Feb.) yelled at the top of her lungs, "Look! Mommy's boobies!" I died.
My 3 year old is constantly cracking me up. He has recently decided that he wants to teach one of our fish, Henry, to sit on command like the dogs do. My son gets so frustrated with the fish and this morning he put poor Henry in time out.
DH's 4 year old will go around telling comlete strangers "Have you met my daddy? He has really big muscles".
When I was still just dating DH (we were in an LDR), he and his two youngest children, then 10 and 12, came to my house, in another state, to visit me. The then-10-year-old -- a boy -- says, "Hey, if you and Dad get married, will you be my mother-in-law?" LOL! Priceless!
As if that's not funny enough, listen to this! About two months after the wedding, while I was still living half of each week in my city and traveling to DH's house for long weekends until my house sold and I could wrap up my job, the then-11.5 year old asks, totally seriously, "Hey (Brielle), I noticed you've been coming up a lot more lately. How come you've been coming up so much?" SMH. He not only attended the wedding, he was IN it! LOL.
DS's dad was taking him to Disney last weekend; before he went, DS (just turned 3) asked me if I thought Cinderella would think his sweater was handsome. I told him, yes, she would probably mistake him for Prince Charming. He giggled and told me that was silly; that he was too little to be Prince Charming!
These are so cute!! My LO will be 3 in February and she told me this:
"Mom I need to make the money, I need to make the money and I need to work for the man. I have to buy a new truck" --Where in the world did she get this?!
She told her teacher the other day:
"Ms. Reviaty, I can't eat snack because I am too full for lunch. Maybe I should go to the doctor and have them cut it out, then my tummy won't be full anymore." --I was rolling laughing!
She told me this when I asked her what she would do if a strager offered her candy:
"I would say that Jesus says no candy tonight." --That's my girl!!
I don't have kids yet, but my mom put a few keepers in my baby book
1. She had laid down on the couch with me for a nap and I guess she had given me some gum during the day. Well, she woke up and the gum was stuck in her hair........not on her head. 
. She went to take a shower then, and while doing so, a guy came over to fix our vcr (remember those) and he was an old classmate and family friend. I ran to to the door and answered it as my mom was coming down the stairs and yelled 'guess what, my gum got stuck in mommy's pee-pee!'
2. After having my youngest brother, I asked why her stomach was still so big, and she said there was still swelling and gas in it. "Can we put it in the car to make it run?"
3. At the grocery store the day after reading Snow White and the 7 dwarfs to me, I started pointing and loudly telling mom about the guy behind us,
'look, there's Dopey',
sshhhh, hisgoosiegirl, no it's not
yes, mom, look! it's him!
Apparently it was a guy who actually did dress and look like Dopey.
I love kids - they are so funny!
The first time I met FI's neice (2.5 at the time) was a few weeks before Christmas and we spend the whole weekend with his family. His neice really took a liking to me and wanted to be by me the whole time, it was really cute.
FF to Christmas eve and FI's dad asks her if she knew who was coming that night (meaning Santa), and she said "Rachel?!?" (me). Her grandpa laughed and said, "No, Santa Clause" and she said "Oh, but when is Rachel coming?" So I was more important than Santa that year :)
His whole family got a big kick out of that.
Great thread, all of these made me smile!
I don't have kids, but my sister told me a story the other day that I thought was cute. My sister is 5 months pregnant and working as a teacher's aid...
Girl: "Hey, are you picnic?
Sister: "What?"
Girl: "PICNIC! PICNIC in your belly!?!" and pointed to my sister's baby bump.
Sister: "Oh, PREGNANT - yes, I am." (sister was surprised because she's just barely showing)
Girl: "Whatcha gonna call it when it comes out?"
Sister: "I don't know yet, what do you think I should name the baby?"
Girl: "Tiffany!!!"
Sister: "Is that your name?"
Girl: No, I'm Emma.
:)
My baby bro, when he was like 2 years old....
Bro: [Falls off something and there is a small thud] "Mom!!! MOMMMMM!! Mummy!!! Mommy!!! Mamaaaaa!!!"
Mom: OMG! What's wrong!?!?!?
Bro: My eyebrows are hurting.........
On Monday my soon to be 5 y.o. granddaughter decided she wanted to make "candy soup". lol. Last evening, while my daughter was busy, GD got a bowl of water, added Cherrios and mini-marshmallows, for her and her little sister to try!! LOL!!
i dont have a kid yet but i have an amazing nephew. my new favorite thing he says is Geeez! haha my sister must say it because he picked it up..i was over there the other night and he was playing with a toy and dropped and it goes "Geeez!" . he is just over a year and half and is somewhat talking. he tries really hard to repeat things.
another thing that cracks me up is that he has this strange obsession with perfume. he will take each bottle one by one and bring them to us and ask us to smell them and then wants to know the name of it. we asked him his favorite and we went and grabbed a bottle, brought it back to us and said "juicy" haha.
he also is always wanting to clean up he will say "dirt" point to your shoes then go get the broom. haha.
No babies around here, but I did some insane things as a child. The one that is CONSTANTLY brought up around Christmas to remind me how bad I am at keeping presents a secret was a year my sister, Dad and I got my mom perfume for Christmas. I came home and said something along the lines of "My nose feels funny from smelling all that stuff!" My sister, being 3 years older and obviously wiser, "SHHHH DON'T TELL MOMMY WHAT WE GOT HER!" to which I replied "I didn't tell her we were smelling perfume!". Oh my 4 year old self... and I think my mom still has that stuff, White Diamonds anyone?
I have two that i still blush just thinking about. here is the first.
took my then 5 year old to try on dress pants at a dept store. a popular one. i grabbed two pairs knowing one was probably too small (it was cheaper! come on! i had to try!). upon putting the first, much too tight pair, on, i finally got em zipped and my son lets out his belly and yells "fuck my life! i eat too much!". now i nkow i say fuck my life and i dont filter what i say in front of him but he has never been a swear word kind of kid. i about died!!!! i could hear people snickering and my face was red from trying not to laugh. i had to explain that saying fuck my life isnt really nice and that he coudnt use the f word. his response "alright i wont say it but these are still too tight and i still eat too much mom!" ....we didnt leave that dressing room for like 20 minutes because i wanted everyone who heard it to leave first.
the second one:
my son's hair grows like a weed and my grandma (who is not very pc) said to him "you need that hair cut, you look like a hillbilly with it all long and shaggy like that". so fast forward to hair cut day. he is in the chair and the stylist goes "so how do you want your hair cut?" his response? " well i dont really want it cut, but i have to because my mom is making me. plus, my grandma says i look like a damn hillbilly with long hair. so i guess just cut it short like in that picture". son of a mother!!!! i swear i wanted to just pack it up and leave right then. the stylist, bless her heart, was just trying not to laugh and just gave me a sympathetic grin.
my son is awesome for stuff like this. on a daily basis he says stuff that just blows my mind.
My SIL is 7 and when my husband and I got engaged she looked at me said "this family is just getting too big" - that coming from the youngest of 13 kids..i got a kick out of it.
I don't have kids, but my little cousin cracked me up one time. He was sitting on my uncle's shoulders when he was maybe four, and he kept on staring at his head quizically and trying to brush his hair over to cover up a bald spot. He finally looked down and said "Uncle Jeff, you got a problem!"
AND, when he drew a picture of him, he drew a circle above his head with an arrow pointing down. It wasn't a halo, he drew his bald spot 
a couple other small ones.....when something gets on my nerves or something annoying happens ill say "really?! really?!" to no one in particular. i over hear my son do that alllll the time. he drops something looks at it and goes "really?! seriously?!"
i shop at cheap stores a lot like discovery and dots (dont know if only chicago has those? lol) and dots sign has a button as the letter "O". so my son and my SO were in the car waiting for me one day and he starts recording their conversation on his phone and he's just asking our son random questions and he goes, so what store does mommy like to go to? and my son goes "buttons!" lol he meant dots but because of the sign he thought it was called buttons. he continued with "ya and i hate coming here with her, she tries alllllllll the clothes on and then only buys one thing. or sometimes no things! its horrible!" he was maybe only 3 at the time btw. he's 6 now.
My son says "boobie" instead of "movie" and we don't know why. He can say "mommy" fine and every time we try to enunciate MOO-VIE he says "BOO-BIE." He also calls his dad by his name instead of daddy. lol. Sometimes he will even call me by his dad's name! He is such a silly boy.
My DH's 4 year old niece (then 3) was going on a walk with her mom one day and they saw a squirel run into a glass door. She watched it run back and forth trying to find a way into the house and hitting it's head on the door. After it gave up and left she looked at her mom and said, "that should go on facebook!" LOL
I don't have kids yet either, but here's one from my friend. She's pregnant and recently took her 2 year old boy with her to one of her dr's appts. When the dr came in and introduced himself, the first thing her little guy said was, 'Are you here to cut off Mommy's tail?"
Errrr.....lol. No idea where that one came from but it sure was funny!
Our children are grown and our 3 yr old granddaughter lives with us. She told SO not to worry about her and boys....
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The other night my 4yo was being naughty and my DH said if he didn't stap he was gonna be in trouble. DS held his hand up and said " not tonight Dad, not tonight!" Another night, he was being naughty and DH started fussing at him, and he turns to me and says, "Oh great! Here we go again!"
My little one when she cant find something she goes "MOMMY i cant find mimi (her favorite stuffed penguin) Anywhere" Mind you she usually doesnt really look. When I tell her to look for it she goes "Mimi Mimi where are you?" over and over again.
And me and Fi have been talking about having another baby after we are married (we already have 2) and our oldest when asked if she wanted another baby brother or sister She told us "Daddy you can not have anymore babies but mommy can" So I can have more babies but daddy cant lol!
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My two year old makes me laugh every day and does the cutest things. As of lately he has decided he doesn't want dad to kiss me or hug me and doesn't want to share me. When my DH tries to come in for a kiss, he gets between us and headbutts him, puts his hand in his face and says "No Dada, no thank you!" In the car DH put his arm around my seat and my son kicked it away from the back seat and told him no.
Last night he put HIMSELF on time out lol. He got the chair and kept saying "time out" but he sounded excited about it. (Gues it's time to find a new punishment??)
What is something your little one has said or done that makes you laugh?