- 5 years ago
- Wedding: July 2013 - UK
I thought it would be nice to have a light-hearted post here for once. So share the things that non-Christians will never understand, which make you laugh about your faith! Share the funny things.
For example, I would like to discuss the Jesus Juggle. This occurs when you are required by the church you are currently in to follow an order of service. So you hold the order of service in your left hand. Only…
You are also required to hold a hymn book in your other hand, in order to follow the hymns. Which is all very well until…
You are also required to follow the Bible readings with your third (non-existent) hand. You are then stuck. This is all very well if you are sat in a church with pews upon which you can rest the books in question, but if you are sat in a church with seats then you are kind of screwed. At this point… one begins the Jesus juggle, switching books between hands or even resting them on one’s legs or between one’s knees, with a steely determination not to drop them. Like juggling.
OK guys… share!