Weddingbee boards

Hilarious.

Men were told not to look at breasts for 5 years?!?! That kind of study would not get approval here.

@mrbee: *SNORT* God Bless America indeed.

@Mrs.tobe: That's probably why they had high blood pressure - they were stressing about not trying to look all the time.

@Mrs.tobe: hahaha so right.

@cyndistar3: HAHA! yeah I will not be mentioning this study to him..no siree

@Mrs.tobe: yeah..I agree. there's just no way.

I'm lucky if I get one day where I don't hear:

"Hey..Can I see your boobs?"

"Not right now"

"Please? Just a peek?"

"I'm writing a paper!"

"How about just one? Please! What about just the bottom?"

I swear to god, this man is breast-obsessed

@sorrycharlie: My man has been known to just reach over and put his hand in my shirt. He says he's "making sure it's me."

He says if he ever goes blind he will have to identify me by my boobs. He knows how they feel. D'oh!

@MissHoneyBun: oy my FI does that too! or he'll say that he saw something and had to get it off. or had to make sure they were still there. or if we're driving - oh, we have to stop short, let me hold you in place!

the excuses are endless..lol..I just don't get it. maybe it's a man thing?

@sorrycharlie: My SOs great great uncle told us that he would fall asleep every night with his hand on his late wife's left breast. Or maybe it was the right? Doesn't matter. Just imagine a 91 year old man telling you that! 

@SweetRose2011: hahaha. I mean, I'm all for a nice male body, but I didn't think I was as obsessed as men are with boobs..I don't think I'll ever really understand it. If he is sick he'll definitely pull the "can I touch it? it'll make me feel better." I dunno, I don't get the fascination.

@MissHoneyBun: LOL! Ackkkk!! FFIL makes comments and grabs FMIL's boobs all the time..but they aren't 91 :) Oh man that has got to be awkward. You gotta wonder what his poor wife thought all those years too..probably just easier to let him, huh?

@sorrycharlie: Actually--she would put it there! He'd roll over and put his arm over her waist, and she'd take his hand and place it on her boob. True love!

It wasn't totally awkward--the guy gets away with hitting on everything that moves cause he's in his 90s. The first thing he told SO upon meeting me was that I was free to put my shoes under his bed anytime! He's literally the sweet little old man that makes jokes and everyone just laughs.

@SweetRose2011: LOL. yeah..men. that is all..just, men.

on a side note - I asked one of FI's friends once, why men were so obsessed with boobs..and he responded that:

why wouldn't I rather look at the beautiful female body, all round and squishy, instead of a gross, sometimes hairy male with something that resembles and trunk and balls?

I was like...um..well when you put it that way, I guess..

@Mr Hedgie: Very true...