Post # 1
Ohhh, how I love my husband! He cracks me up! I asked him the other day “Whats your favorite part about being married?” He replied after a brief pause….
“The feeling of always knowing you’ll be here. Your kind of like a great job with a salary that I can’t get fired from.”
Ahhh, honey, your too funny. He means it in an enduring way and I get what he’s saying,….it’s just oddd and weird.
Anyone else here with sh*t your husband says that cracks you up?
Post # 3
Bahahaha!! Good one!
This is not something FI is saying but doing; he likes to moon me. He does it at the most inappropriate times, like when I’m on the phone or doing chores! Lol
Post # 4
@MrsJoyful80: LOL OMG, sooo funny! That reminds me that occasionally my husband will get out of the shower and instead of tieing the towel around his waist and walking around, he tucks it under his gut in the front and lets it hang down!!!
Post # 5
Hahahaha. How romantic. 😉
Post # 6
All the time, one of the things I love the most about my hubby is his sense of humor. He always makes me and everyone laugh. I would not trade him for anything.
Post # 7
My FH has a ton on sayings that crack me up…like…If you see a turtle on a fence post you know he had help….he’s gonna crap his pants in seven vibrant colors…..lots of others I can’t remember right now…they always make me laugh though 😀
Post # 8
@MrsJoyful80: Mine likes to do this too except he then likes to bend over. Why he thinks I want to see ALL O THAT is beyond me!
Post # 9
Whenever FI talks about the prairies (where he’s from), he says “the land’s so flat you can watch your dog run away for 3 days!”
Post # 10
@MrsJoyful80: LMAO! I may or may not be guilty of doing the same thing to my hubby. I may or may not flash my boobs to him from time to time as well, lol! We are so childish, LMAO!
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- Wedding: August 2013 - An amazing non-profit retreat
He was making banana bread last night. I got home with the milk he needed, and he had gone ahead and thrown peanuts in the batter. “Why did you use peanuts hun?” “Well, the recipe called for walnuts, and we don’t have any.” LOL. Peanuts are the obvious substitution here…
Post # 13
Hahaha these are hilarious. My Fi is always making me laugh, but by far my favorite is every morning he “accidentally” farts while emptying his bladder, then shouts at me “who let a duck in here?” It gets me every time.
Post # 14
@SillyStacey: Too funny….DH refers to his farts as “ducks” too. Depending on the length and sound, they can be baby ducks, daddy ducks, and old old ducks. He also likes to look around like he’s super surprised when he does it. He’s super goofy like me which is one of the main reasons I married him….he’ll always make me laugh.
Post # 15
He always makes faces at me whenever I’m on the phone 🙂
Post # 16
I made chicken sandwiches he replies “OMG! These are sooo good!! These are just as good as fastfood chicken sandwiches!” hahaha obviously he meant it as a compliment, but really?? Hahaha so now everything is “as good as fast food”!