Silliest thing FI has ever said to you!?

posted 3 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 2
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

Mine was literally scared of pulling out my mirena if we had sex…

Post # 3
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2010

My husband asked if I had “baked” the rice crispy treats yet. Baked!?! Ha ha ha ha!

Post # 4
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7646 posts
Bumble Beekeeper

I asked FI to provide some material for me to write about for this post. FI said, “Will you marry me?” He’s so funny.

Post # 6
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Helper bee

My SO is 37 yearsold and still thinks a womans “pee hole” is located INSIDE her vagina. Everytime we have sex and he cums inside of me he says to me “arnt you going to go pee that out?” I die laughing everytime. I’ve tried to explain to him a million times that itsnot the same hole. Lololol. He doesn’t believeme apparently cuz I’ve been telling him that for 5 years now.lol he still makes me go pee though “just in case” hahaha. I only do it to amuse him.

Post # 7
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

Oh, mine is full of the silly. 

One from when we were still dating (LDR): http://notalwaysromantic.com/best-to-just-table-this-discussion/19611 

His current silly thing is calling me a different weird pet name every time he starts a conversation with me. So far that has included things like sugar muffin, honey bunny, and other weird things. The strangest part about it is that he does not ever do nicknames, lol. 

Post # 8
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Helper bee

 

Waitingbee57:  when I first got my iud like almost 5 years ago my SO was kinda scared of it. He says the string is kinda sharp n stabs his dick pretty bad lol but then the string got softer anwasnt an issue anymore. Just got a new one so now hes like yep I feel that one. Lol

Post # 9
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2014 - Italian Villa

FutureMrsHodgy:  “I love you more than bananas.” He has no special feelings for bananas, he was just being silly. The best part is when I told someone about this, they directed me to this video: 

Post # 10
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2014 - Italian Villa

 

WarrenWE:  He’s doing you a favor- peeing after sex helps prevent UTIs. 😉 

If only he would learn, though!

Post # 11
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Buzzing bee

My FI thought that the number on bras was the circumference of your breast

Post # 12
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2016

hmm everything he says basically?? xD Lately, the night before we were leaving for a trip to Mexico, just before sleeping, my FI asked me: how do you say “Goodnight everyone” in Spanish? “Buenos Nachos muchachos?” xD

I think we never laughed so much together! (it’s actually “buenas NOCHES” but he was so tired he said nachos…) So during the wholeee trip every time he would leave a restaurant/bar/club, he would shout to the waiter/bartenders “BUENOS NACHOS MUCHACHOS” and just, leave. 😀 he’s THAT silly… 

Post # 13
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2015

When FI and I were dating and I was living with roommate I heard the shower on at like 3am. I said I wondered why roommate was in the shower so late and he said maybe she has her period. Confused I asked what are you talking about, what do you think it’s like?  And he said “I don’t know, a big cut?”

Post # 14
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

FutureMrsHodgy:  As an add on – I recently finished Portal 2, and one of the cores is obsessed with space. Like, talks nonstop about it. One line is literally just “SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!” So my FI has been randomly looking at me with a serious face, and then saying SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE! It’s been amusing. 

(For those curious, here’s a link to the space obsessed core: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeKMS62GrTI )

Post # 15
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Helper bee

gillykat824:  Aaww man I love Portal! It’s one of my favourite games ever. That space core was hilarious. I also really enjoyed the turrets – “Hellooooo are you still there?’

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