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Good call on not telling anyone! :) I think you're fine!!
I realized when I got home from work the other day that the seam in the crotch of my pants was totally ripped open, which means everyone was getting a clear view of my LEOPARD PRINT underwear at work. Nice.
@Ms. Sparkles: once when I was going to Marble slab with my boyfriend my white linen pants RIPPED right up to my crotch to my high and I had to go into the store, with my ass hanging out, eat ice cream and then go back to the car and drive home and change
and of course, I happened to be wearing white panties that day....everyone got a nice look at my butt as well :S
so I feel your pain!
my hubbys done that once - i told him that it did not say anything about me having to wash poopy underware in the marriage instruction booklet that i read!
i remember once my period started early and yeah, i was wearing a pale coloured skirt and someone had to tell me :( not a highlight of my life
Oh my god you poor thing, at least you have your jacket.
If it makes you feel any better I had a really bad stomach bug earlier this year which lead to some pretty explosive diarrhoea (I know I know tmi but this post calls for it) and unfortunatly I was at work at our very small office and everyone could hear everything from the bathroom so much so that my boss was waiting when I got out and told me to just go home 
At least no one else noticed, right? Don't worry, I'm pretty sure worse things have happened to other bee's before.
@TrentsGirl: i worry if the people in my office can hear from the bathroom, last week i had a very bad tummy issue and after an hour in the bathroom i couldnt sit down (butt hurt so much!) so had to go home :(
oh, and i once pee'd myself on purpose - i was in a (scuba) drysuit and after almost 4hrs of holding on i just decided i wasnt going to make it and that it was my pee in my suit so whats the worse that can happen - there are worse things ;-)
Check out this thread. You won't feel so bad after reading it. Promise.
bahaha! oh man, that sucks! but seriously, don't worry too much about it... stuff like this happens all the time!
My sister and her husband were on their honeymoon and he had to go, so they start looking for a restroom, he didn't make it, everyone noticed..... I'm glad you had your jacket!
@Wonderwoman217: OMG!!! I read the first page of that and LAUGHED so hard. wow. ok, I will share....
So, embarrassing....
So, I hate using public toilets. Including the ones at my office. They are separated women vs. men, but I still hate it, I especially hate that they're autoflushes. Nothing ever bad had happened to me, I'm just a very private person. I am also like f'n clockwork when it comes to #2 and it ALWAYS wants to come early morning at work. So, like usual, I go into the bathroom, do my business, get up... why didn't it flush? turn around, do a little dance. Still no flush. Press the flush button, nothing. H-O-L-Y F. What am I going to do? It will NOT flush? So I throw a bunch of toilet paper on it, go into the next stall, it won't flush either. Go to the sink to wash my hands NO WATER.
I went out of the bathroom as fast as I could (don't want anyone knowing that was ME), and there is NO maintenance sign on the door. Apparently the pipes had froze and no one knew....
Worst part? This has happened to me twice. Now, I flush the toilet before I do anything.
@TrentsGirl: my biggest fear is having diarhhea on an airplane. You know everyone can here you or know what you are doing or worst waiting for you to be done.
@brideatbeach: LOL! Nice.
OK, I have an embarrassing story. So, a long time ago, when I was about 13 or so, I was at a dance competition. Aunt Flo was in town for a visit, and I had things "plugged up." Well, I was so busy running around, changing between dances that I forgot to freshen up, if you know what I'm saying. I had a little break before one of my dances, but I was already in my costume, which was white. Shortly before I had to go on stage, I noticed a stain in the nether region. I didn't have time to clean it, so I went on stage....with a stain.
@eileen marie: yeah but this was my drysuit... which wasnt very dry after a boat ride, a dive and 60mins on a hang line :(
Haha Omg that is terrible but yet hilarious! Just the word Shart alone is funny!
Dont worry, while my husband and I were still dating I sharted while we were watching TV together. Mortifying, but years later it doesnt matter! At least no one saw and it could have been worse!
Oh boy, not fun... I would of played it off too.
It is definitely a comfort to know that similarly embarrassing things have happened to others. I once had a period explosion at work too. It was in the fall so I was able to also wrap by jacket around my waist but I know people where wondering what the problem was. In a semi-related story, I remember going to a party at a friends house, I had my period and ended up having to change my tampon. A few minutes later, the family dog walked out of the bathroom with it in his mouth and he began tearing it to pieces in the middle of the party. Only a handful of people knew it was MY tampon but that was bad enough. Gross.
Oh, and my husbands friend was playing pool with the guys. It was summer so he was wearing shorts. Well, he sharted and didn't notice a problem until it started dripping down his leg. All of his friends saw it and make fun of him to this day. I guess it's good that you didn't have that experience!
Ugh if it makes you feel better I have two gross stories...lol
1. I was at a friends house playing cards with her husband and my fiance. Was on my period. Next thing I know, my butt is feeling warm and moist. I stood up and I had leaked through my tampon, through my jeans and ALL OVER HER CHAIR...I was pretty mortified. I had to say something though but didnt want to say it in front of the guys so I texted her. I was soooo embarrased but she was really cool about it.
2. I was working retail, had a KILLER UTI and could not hold it for the LIFE of me. I was standing on a ladder scanning some stuff up high when the "urge" struck me. I tried to get down from the ladder, hold in my pee, and run to the bathroom. Well all three things at once was a little too much for me and I fell off the later AND ended up peeing my pants...Epic fail!
It's kind of funny now that it's been a couple years...but it was mortifying at the time and I wanted to die!
At least you were able to finish your Korean BBQ!
Nothing should get in the way of some yummy bulgogi, not even a little poo! 
Thanks for the story guys, I do feel better. I was just mortified it happened in the first place. I'm sure my friend thought I was wierd that I was "hot" and had to take off my jacket, I blamed it on the grill.
I lost my appetite after the incident, fortunately, we were already wrapping things up. Yes, Korean BBQ is the best. LOL!
Oh and yes, I've had the period embarassment as well. Was at a friend's party, sat on a chair, got up and there was a red stain on her white chair. Told her about it and she was cool, but only a few knew and they all said "been there, done that."
I'm just happy that no one knows of this incident...only you bees. :)
one time my sister literally scared the pee out of my in the school parking lot... she still makes fun of me. and one other time I started my period way early with no warning at my family's work party and accidently bled on one of their horse saddles... so embarrassing....
It happened to me too 
I have trouble being able to go #2 so I started a new vitamin/supplement regimen to help. Unfortunately, It gave me terrible gas and I thought I needed to pass a tiny little toot in my FI's truck...I sharted in my jeans instead. Yep, the look of horror on my face and the lovely smell gave me away. My FI still gives me sh*t about it 
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Ok, I cant believe I'm sharing this with the Bees but I've read other embarassing post about sharting and never thought it would happen to me...I was wrong!
Today, meeting a friend for Korean Bbq. Sitting there chit chatting, watching the game, grilling some bulgogi when all of a sudden I passed gas. You know, the type that came out of no where and you cant' control it. However, thi time, I felt a little "wet." All I could think was "OMG." I pretended I was getting hot and took of my work out jacket and wrapped it around m waist. The worst part, I"m wearing WHITE work out pants. I went to the bathroom and low and behold, I SHARTED! It was small one but there was stain on my pant.
I was mortfied! I debated telling her but was to embarrass to say anything so I sat there pretending everything was ok in my tank top because my jacket is around my waist. I can't believe this happened to me. :(
Someone please tell me a story so I wont be so embarrassed right now.