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Okay, So there was one of these like 6 months ago, well I needed to start one myself. Otherwise I may just fall apart in the middle of my classes today.
So here goes nothing:
Dear B-List Guest,
I know we were friends during freshman year, but a lot has changed since then. I've been telling you that I would love for you to be able to come to the wedding, but with the budget it may not be possible for months now. Please do not text me about how upset you are that you were not invited when I have been expressing that fact to you for a long time. I do not really need your drama this close to the wedding.
Your Frustrated kind of friend,
PS. If you really wanted to ask about it, you should have just came up and talked to me about it, not cowered through a phone screen. I would have been a lot more patient with you about it and I could have told you more in detail as to why it had to be this way.
PSS. If you had came to me.. I would have told you we were waiting for RSVPS to come back to see if we had room!
Dear Friend,
I am so happy that you have found your prince charming, but please don't forget about me. I miss being able to talk to you. I feel like our conversations have been strained lately. I want to be able to help you in whatever way I can seeing as our weddings are only a couple months apart. Please tell me if something is bothering you. I'd like for us to be able to have a great friendship again.
Love your best friend, sister, MOH, and bride
Dear people who own the house we want,
Please lower the price so we can purchase it :D
Love, The people who want your house
Dear me,
Stop freaking out. It's going to be okay. You are marrying the man of your life in 58 days and to be honest, if nothing else goes right that is all that matters. Is that you get to spend the rest of your life with him. Don't forget that.
Oh and stop fretting about your weight. I know you and I both would love to lose 5 pounds before the wedding day, but if it doesn't happen it doesn't happen. The FI loves you just the way you are anyways.
Love, Me
Alright Bees, what do you wish you could say right now?? It helps sometimes to get it all out!
Ps. I could probably think of more, but well I thought four was a good number.
Dear FSIL,
I have not asked you to be a bridesmaid. I am sick and tired of you asking me what "you and the other bridesmaids" are going to wear. Or your Mother asking "Is FSIL going to be in the bridal party?" I am very upset with the fact that you have not asked me to be a bridesmaid but you keep on pushing me to make you one of mine. Seriously FSIL you are having 8 bridesmaids, only one of them is a family member, and you couldn't find room for me. I feel like you are saying that I am not good enough to be in your bridal party. I may make you a usher so you have to stand in the back of the church the entire ceremony.
Your upset Future Sister.
Dear Database,
I am sick and tired of you taking 10 minutes just to make one danm merge file document. Please fix yourself.
-Your user.
OH! I sooooo need this today!
Dear Sister and Parents,
Please stop judging my relationship. We are in love and you don't have valid reasons for why you think it isn't right. I would really appreciate it if you could be happy for us. We are planning on spending the rest of our lives together, and nothing you can say will stop that. I wish I could prove to you that we are right for each other, but that doesn't seem possible. He is an amazing person, and I guess you just haven't seen that yet.
Love, Deeply Hurt by Your Comments
Dear Friend,
No need for the 97 emails asking if I saw your enagagement/wedding/honeymoon pictures on Facebook. I saw them. I oohed and ahhhed and left a couple comments. Then I hid you from my feed. I honestly don't want to scroll through pages of makeout pictures. Not my thing.
Love you anyway,
Katy
Dear Self,
Fuck it! Take a xanax and plan a vacation. Things will sort out in time. That's why you hired an attorney, its his job to worry.
Smooches,
L
Lol, these are awesome. I don't have the guts to post what I want to say though :P wish I did
Dear Stomach,
Stop making me feel like I'm going to throw up. I am not even supposed to be nervous at this, remember? So stop it already!
DDW
Dear BM,
I asked you to be in the wedding because you may be in my family one day. However, I sincerely regret it. I am so tired of your jealousy, gossip, and bad attitude. I am sick of you pouting, and I wish that you could just be happy for me and celebrate our relationship. I feel like even though you're in the wedding, all you do is pout. But if I ask you to NOT be in the wedding, you will pout too. At my bridal shower, everyone was happy for me, but you just sat there and scowled. I don't deserve to be treated so horribly. This is one of the most happy times in our life, and you are bringing both me and my FI down. I wish you would grow up or go away.
love,
me.
Dear Me,
Please stop freaking out about who you are/aren't going to ask to be in your wedding party. You have plenty of time to deal with this.
Dear self,
Stop thinking that your FFIL hates you and is out to get you. They are not your ex's family. They care, they just don't talk. Not talking does not equal hate. Get over yourself. Smile, laugh, love your new family.
*hugs*
Dear FSIL & FBIL,
Why would you ever throw stones when you know that you are in the same position as everyone else in this world! I don't understand how it is okay for you two to do whatever you want and live in this fantasy world, but if I do the same thing myself or with FI, it's absolutly unacceptable. Why don't you take a step back and open your eyes. I hate that you never took the time to bother to get to know me and instead you just judge me. I hate the way you treat my FMIL. She doesn't deserve to be treated in such a manner. I hope that one day you will let go of the horns of the bull and learn to relax and enjoy your everything you have instead of worry about others.
Your Future Sister-In-Law
Dear "step sister",
Please grow up and set your priorities straight.... quit being a dumb @$$ and come live with me in the real world where people have responsibilities. It would be awesome if you were even remotely capable of taking care of yourself when you decided to have a baby...
sincerely, your concerned and extremely annoyed "step sister"
and
Dear "step mother",
Please stop haing a bad attitude all the time, I realize you are stressed over having to take care of your own incompotent daughter and her baby but you really don't have to take it out on me and my daughter, thanks!
sincerely, your sick and tired "step daughter"
woooo that felt nice!
Dear FI,
I love you dearly which everyone knows. BUT the next time you fall asleep on the couch you best clean up your dirty dishes before you come to bed with me. Otherwise, I am going to start piling them in your truck.
Love,
Me
My dearest daughter,
You broke my heart when you told me not to say I love you in front of your friends anymore. Does this mean I'm no longer the cool mom?
Love,
Mommy
Dear Future Grandma in Law
Yes you are going to need to walk up 4 steps to get into the chapel. It shouldn't be a problem seeing how you get down on your hands and "poor" old knees to steam clean your carpets once a month. You are not dying and walking up 4 steps will not kill you. B*TCH you're fine!!!
Much Love,
Satans Bell Keeper :)
Dear Boss,
I deserve a raise for all the crap you make me do.
Gimme.
Love,
Your overworked employee
LOVE this!!! I needed a good laugh. But seriously...I jsut want to tell anyone who asks me if they are invited to the wedding: "you will know when/if you receive an invitation in the mail. If not, then you are not invited"
Dear "bestie"
Please stop calling me that, we are not 12. Second of all sorry you slept with my husband's friend the first time you met him and then a week later when he found out you were crazy decided he didn't want to be with you, so then to get back at him you slept with my husband's OTHER friend and somehow are in love with him after 1 month. Newsflash he WENT BACK TO JAPAN a week after you guys met. You are not in love, you are just stupid. Also stop begging my husband to tell you what your "boyfriend" has said about you then get mad at us because you don't like it.
Love,
me
P.s. quit posting a countdown to when he he will be home on leave from the Marines. We all know that already. Also you cannot CLAIM picking him up from the airport and exclude his family and best friends. You are not married, you do not have the right to do that. KAPOW
@DeaconBride: I think I am going to print that out on cards haha. I am so sick of people asking me.... and most of the time it is people that aren't going to be invited so yea.....
Dear DH's "friends"
You guys are the reason we arent Christians anymore, You are the most judgemental people I have ever met in my life. The idea of being a part of something that you think gives your the right to belittle us, i want nothing of.
Today you tipped the scales when you wrote on my facebook wall to all my friends and family that since we are "dinks" double income with no kids, we should spend less, and save more and buy a place in Vancouver instead of renting" Thanks, thanks alot. I deleted your comment cause im sick of you. Maybe I should have written back that we dont have the luxury you did of getting married and having your parents put 250,000 down on a home for you, and then paying for your trips, and your trailer and all your shit,
I dont like you. and i try really really hard to like you. But im sick of your bullshit.
Go away forever
Me
@Soladylike: Care to share one (or three or four) of those xanax? I could sure use the 'fuck it' attitude right now :)
Dear Self,
Quit being such a damn ninny and say wtf is on your mind! Stop procrastinating and get shit done. Take the bull by the horns, dig your heels in and hang on for the ride. Even if you get thrown! Love, me.
Dear BF,
WTF is wrong with you?! WTH does "I'm not ready yet" even effing mean? It's ridamdiculously insulting! Going on 4 years now! Grow a damn pair, GET THINE ASS TO A JEWELERY STORE, and tell me you can't wait another second longer to marry me!
P.S. I'd be happy with a ring pop, no need to go into debt :)
Love, Wonderwoman217
Thanks, OP, I needed that :)
Yesss I need this today for sure.
Dear FMIL,
If you continue to ignore me and refuse to send me addresses of those people that "have" to have a save the date, they will not get one. I've sent you 3 e-mails and tried to call you and you won't respond. If you decide to not send me addresses FI and I will do the best we can, but your family is not first on my priority list. Oh, and you can butt out of my wedding planning now. I don't want your childish help anymore.
Love,
Your extremely frustrated FDIL
To the witch who kept trying to get me fired:
I didn't believe everyone when they said to watch my back around you at first. You seemed so nice, and I truly believed that you would eventually like me. After a month, I came to terms with the fact that you would always hate me, just because I have a job title you wanted.
You're almost fifty, and I'm fresh out of college. How would you like it if someone treated your child like that after he graduates? Seriously, think about it. Would you be okay with someone claiming to be on their side only so they could stab them in the back?
I'm terrified of having no job, but I'm also really relieved I'm going to be out of this poisonous hell hole. I used to think the best of people, and you ruined that for me. Please don't tell me how much you're going to miss me now that you've realized how much work is about to be put on you. And for God's sake, don't tell me you love me. Because we both know that's not true. You're just regretting that now you might actually have to do something. Actually being important isn't going to be nearly as fun as feeling important, is it?
Please get a job working in a closet somewhere so you don't ruin any more people.
And don't you dare call me if you need help. I'm not doing your work for you if I'm not getting paid for it. You've been saying for months that my position isn't needed: you'd better prove it.
Also, you really need to learn how to use Microsoft Office Suite. You're about to get your degree, surely you've had to use it.
kthxbye.
Dear Self,
Stop worrying. You're marrying your best friend in less than 3 months and no matter what, it's going to be awesome. It's also going to be a great opportunity to hang out with your friends who moved out of the state. Everything you're freaking out over is just minor details.
And please clean up after yourself better. The whole house seems calmer when there isn't trash and random crap lying around.
Love,
Me
Dear Youngest Brother In Law....
I know you liked the first wife better but there is NEW MRS "Boo-skey" in town. GET OVER IT!!!!!!
Dear FSIL,
Calling people mean names from across the country does not make you a big-shot, it makes you a coward.
I'm sorry that you liked his first wife better than you like me (even though you've never ever met me) but your brother did not. Taking her side in the divorce does not make you a good person-it makes you a bad sister.
Since you are not married and do not have children, I find your comments not only tasteless but moot. Your brother loves me. We are getting married and are going to have ooodles of more children.
Love,
Your brother's future WIFE
@missfireslayer: love the kapow!
@MrsPinkPeony: satan's bell keeper made me spit out my water ... awesome!
Dear co-worker, i understand you are pregnant but the sudden 180 in behavior from being one of the nicest people i know to the Queen of ripping people new a*sholes was amusing for the first few days, now you can't hold a convo with out doing it. This morning's turn on me and my relationship really pissed me off and I know i said i was joking when i told you i believe you are carrying the spawn of satan, i wasn't joking. I will not help you figure things out anymore and seriously stop using the C word to describe EVERYONE. It's physically jarring to hear that come out of your mouth.
thank you
your last friend at work.
My Dear Sole Heiress,
I have said it before but I can't stress it enough. Although I have been a single mother to you for more than half your years, and although it has been just you and me, YOU ARE STILL #1 in my life!!!! I was a single mother and alot of things were trial and error with us. I cannot express to you enough that I genuinely and unconditionally love you and will always here for you although I am getting married. There is an entire seperate chamber in my heart that only YOU can occupy. And there is a totally different one exclusive to Boo-skey. So nothing will be lost in getting love from one or the other. Thank you for being such an AWESOME kid and I PRAISE GOD that you and Boo-skey bond so well bc if you didn't, he would have been HISTORY. NO matter how I felt about him.
Love,
Your Mother.
Ladies, I am in a discrimination lawsuit against my company. I have had some bad days recently becasue it's not fair to treat people this way. My doc gave me some nice pills to help me relax and they are delcious:0)
Dear sis
I wish you would realize that I rather not be mad at you anymore. I also wish you would stop saying nasty things to me over facebook. I also wish we could act like adults and just get along or be civil. I am tired of having to deal with your issues, so I guess I will have to find a new MOH.
Love
Your tired little Sister.
@daydreamwanderer:Uhhh ohhhh. Do you belong on the "baby bee boards"??? Tee hee hee....
@Baileyh: Im sorry people are giving you grief about your beliefs and your renting a place to live (the last one is just crazy, in addition to wrong, especially in the realestate market that is Vancouver)
I hope you found a wonderful place for you and your DH to enjoy :)
There's nothing wrong with sprinkling your cheerios with a little xanax fairy dust on occassion...sometimes you need it.
This thread is HYSTERICAL!!!
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