Post # 1
You are an idiot! I’m not even sure you were born with a brian in your head sometimes.
Don’t call me to complain that you did not look at the slip and only delivered 1/2 a cord when the order clearly said 1 cord.
Your wonderful employee 🙂
Post # 3
Stupid ex friend who dropped out of my wedding 2 days before-
I cannot believe that you would do that. I have never seen anything so class-less or selfish. I am grateful to finally know what our friendship means and releaved that I don’t have to deal with your bullshit anymore.
ta ex amie!
Post # 4
@Ms. Caniche: oh dear i am soooo sorry. try and put it out of your mind and enjoy your other (hopefully) wnnderful girls!
Post # 5
Ms. Meowerson– Thanks! All the other girls are just wonderful my most bestest friends in the whole wide world!
Post # 6
Dear Mom and Dad-
I am trying VERY hard to find a job. It has been really hard for me since graduating and your constant questions and suggestions only make me feel worse. Please just let me be.
Post # 7
To the low-lifes who have custody of my 6yr. old daughter (her paternal grandparents):
You are beyond evil. You manipulated me and my family. The fact that you have more money than I do and can afford a much better lawyer and tons of legal fees is the ONLY reason you have my baby girl. You have chosen to side with your miserable excuse for a son, the one who’s been in and out of jail his entire life, who’s a drug addict, who just got out of prison after serving 2 years for abusing me. He is allowed contact with her, but I’m not?
Stop trying to pretend you are good people. The truth will come out soon, and all the lies you are telling her will fall back onto you. I will have a relationship with my daughter again, and it will be you that she ends up hating for the rest of her life…..but hopefully, you two will die soon anyway.
Gillian’s true Mommy
Post # 8
dear overly opinionated people in the world
please shut up. not everyone wants to sit and listen to you! Especially in a meeting over something that has no relevance and is truely just your very close minded opinion being said over and over again! Nobody is listening to you!
Post # 9
Dear FMIL…I appreciate all you do for us, HOWEVER, you need to STOP trying to dictate our every move, quit telling us where we NEED to be, because really we don’t need to be anywhere…we are adults (28, 31), we are organized, and we will make decisions that are best for US, not for YOU. You need to keep your opinions to yourself and yes it is okay that you have your own opinion, but please respect me by not subjecting me to them any more of your crazy antics….THANK YOU! Thank you for making our wedding into more of a production than we wished for by whining until we got so sick of hearing you we just gave in, finally figured out how you always get your way, well that isn’t going to happen anymore with me. Thank you for adding more stress on us than we should, and for making the wedding planning painful. But just wanted to let you know, after the wedding, I will personally be taking a 1-2 month break from you, meaning, I won’t answer your calls, reply to your emails, or go to your house…until Thanksgiving! Oh and NO I won’t be making the turkey, even though it is YOUR family tradition since I am the newest bride, why you ask? Because my husband and I are going to create our own traditions, not live yours.
WHEW WEEE that felt good to get out…hahah
Post # 10
Why did you order your dress two sizes too small? You never stick to your diets. You rarely exercise, and you are claiming that you will be a size 14 by the time of the wedding (3.5 months from now)?!?
Why did you lie and tell me that you ordered a size 18? I really don’t care what size you ordered. As long as it fits, I am fine. Do you know that I received an email from the store with the real size that you ordered?
The email from the store said that she ordered a size 22 and 24 (they are seperates). She called and told me that she ordered an 18 and it is really a size 14 because they run big. She still doesn’t know that I received the email from the store. My FMIL told me that she ordered her dress two sizes too small. When I saw FSIL a few weeks ago she told me that she was going to lose weight and be a size 14 by the wedding.
Post # 11
Dear random people,
Please stop telling me that I can’t wear a green dress–or worse, telling me that a white dress with a color accent is a “colored dress.” It is not. It is a white dress with a colored sash. I want to wear green because I do not like white or ivory dresses, period. Kindly butt out.
Post # 12
dear fi, please help me clean the house. i am so overwhelmed and i just want some help! love you!
dear moh, i know you werent excited that i am getting married a month before you, and you said you are happy for me, yet you still act like you are mad. please just get over it. a real friend does not act that way. thanks
dear math prof, i hate you! SLOW down dammit! i cant keep up with you! not everyone can do equations lightning fast! stop it or i will throw my book at you! thx.
Post # 13
There are so many things that I need to say, but you never listen or when you do, you dismiss it while typing on your blackberry, so I won’t even bother spending energy talking to you. These past 6 months have been very difficult because of you and I will be relieved when your contract is over.
Post # 14
Dear FSIL’s- You guys seriously piss me off. You’ve known about my out-of-town bachelorette party for MONTHS now. Nevermind that YOU ladies (all 3 of you) & YOUR mom planned all of it…and now 2 of you have backed out. And then you expect your one sister (who IS going) to tell me that you’re not going…grow a pair & just tell me.
Dear ex-friend- I cannot believe you expected us (FI & I) to come 2nd, on our wedding day, to a 1 year old’s birthday party (she told me, “Well, I’ll try to accommodate you”). I am SO glad I decided not to even bother sending you an invite. I’m see you finally decided to delete me off FB & remove yourself from my life. Good riddance!!
Post # 15
Dear Coordinator and Supervisors,
You’re rude. Not only do you not care about our clients but you don’t care about your staff. WHY GET INTO SOCIAL SERVICES ANYWAYS? Stop with the power trips, stop being so moody and stop trying so hard to get ahead by putting others down. You wore a suit and kissed ass to get into these positions. You’re making me really stressed and making it harder to come into work everyday. Maybe you should look into finding a job in a different field!
Post # 16
WTF is wrong with you that you won’t get here sooner. Seriously? This is getting ridiculous.
No love for you,