- 9 years ago
- Wedding: August 2010
The other thread has reached epic numbers, so I figured we needed another one. Ready, set, vent!
The other thread has reached epic numbers, so I figured we needed another one. Ready, set, vent!
Thanks for firing me after working there a complete month. Also, thanks for getting the assistant to give me the news, instead of you being a real woman. Y’all will reap what you sow for firing me for “not doing my job”. What a effing bold faced lie. I don’t wish bad on people, but you know….And you did a stellar job, waiting until a week after the death of a close cousin, which you knew about, to fire me! Man, what a woman!
P.S. I have a Master’s degree. I could do your job….AND better, along with grammatically correct sentences!
Disgruntled worker who wishes she was bad enough to call the state out there to look at things
Thanks for smiling in my face and reporting me for “not doing my job”. Funny., how I wasn’t doing my job, but every time I turned around, you were at the table doing lesson plans, while I’m interacting with the kids. Why do I know Z can read, but you think she just learned her months of the year from your pathetic memorization on the carpet each morning? I know you don’t like me and I don’t care. BUT you do need to know God for real and stop pretending. A Godly person, a REAL one, wouldn’t go on like that.
P.S. You got on my nerves because no one cares if you lost your house in Katrina. Yo ass still ALIVE right? Alright then. Get over it. You can buy a new house, cars, etc.
Yo ass know you got on my nerves for that month. Fo sho.
Completely Not Wedding Related, but still…
To whom it may concern,
What a poor way to do business! I arrived today for my appointment on time, in fact, I was early. I sat calmly for exactly 30 minutes after my appointment time before i approached to find out the reason for such a delay. When I was told that there were 4 people STILL in front of me, I have to admit I was a little miffed! I remained calm and decided to try to wait. One and a half hours after arriving, I decided the time I was missing from work was indeed not worth it. SERIOUSLY? When I questioned the booking process, I was told that this particular person is constanly double booked because she only works one day a week… wow. Nice. Then you proceed to tell me that many clients have left for this reason… ok if I wasn’t so happy with the work, I’d be one of them
I still can’t believe you left me for Jehovah.
I still can’t believe you stopped talking to me after you were supposed to be my Maid/Matron of Honor.
I still can’t believe we were supposed to become little old ladies together having brunch and now you pretend I don’t exist.
I still can’t believe you exorcised me from your life like I was a demon, because I am a Christian and you are a Jehovah’s Witness.
-Your eternally scarred friend
I am sick of this high school drama and you talking behind my back. If you have something to say, say it to me! I’m not the one who will break down in tears. I don’t regret the things I said (which wasn’t anything that harsh–I pointed out the inaccuracies) because you treated me horribly for two years, at least; I’m not going to “come around” this time. I am being gracious by inviting you to things that your fiance is invited to, being civil to you for the sake of our other friends, and you can’t even rise up to that level? If you weren’t playing the victim all the time you might be able to see that even now, I’m still trying. And you, my fake friend, are still being the drama queen.
You are not invited for a reason. That reason is that you are not nice.
You family isnt invited for a reason. Get over it.
is lmao at mamabear….go girl!
(Figured I post this again….it deserves it!)
Dear Future Mother in Law,
I really do not like you at all. You need to grow the hell up and realize the world does not revolve around you. You are to damn old to be on myspace and facebook talking shit about ppl like you’re a teenager still in high school. You are a two-faced backstabber and I’m glad I saw you for who you really are. Thanx for trying to break us up! It really proved his love for me and you made my job a lot easier cuz now he doesn’t even talk to you! You’ll be lucky if you even get a save the date. Stop talking shit about everyone cuz you’re life is not a bed of roses. I feel sorry for your kids…you’re a terrible mother! You will never get the chance to do what you have done to your kids to my son or future children. Your a bitch, a drama queen, nosey as hell, a liar, a traitor and to many other things to name. You’re gonna be lonely ass hell.
o by the way, ur a horrible wife and i dont know how ur husband has stood your ass this long!
Your Future Daughter in Law
Dear Future Brother in Law,
I really, really do not like you. You are worse than you’re mother. You talk shit that you can’t back up. You are such a punk. Stop calling my Fiancee’s phone anonymous talking shit. Duh! dumb ass we know its you….don’t you think we know you’re voice. You are such a loser…stop making babies you can’t take care of. Instead of making babies…..make your way to re-hab…you drug-addict, alcoholic bum! Stop stealing people’s clothes and keep a job long enough to buy you some and some for your kids so they can stop wearing hand me downs. You fucking still live with your mom! You waste of space! Do me a favor, the next time you pretend to try to kill yourself…slip off the bridge and actually do it! My brother is gonna kick your ass as soon as he catches you and thats a promise.
o by the way, you’re girlfriend is ugly as hell and I’ma beat her ass!
Your Future Sister in Law
Dear Ugly Ass Girlfriend of my Future Brother in Law,
I really, really do not like you. You talk way to much shit by text message or over the net but don’t have anything to say to my face. You are so damn ugly, I don’t see how anybody procreates with you. Your a sorry excuse for a mother. I feel sorry for your kids. Stoping kissing his moms ass! You’ve been kissing ass so long, your lips are gonna have to be surgically removed! Still living at home with your mom with no job….you and your no good ass man deserve each other. I’m glad he cheats on you….you deserve it! I’m glad he steals pain meds from you an replaces them with ibuprofen…you deserve it! I’m glad he calls you all kinds of names…you deserve it! Your trash! Not worth the dirt on the bottom of my shoe. You’re just jealous cuz Im me and I got the good one and you… well you got the bullshit! You should take a look at your low down ass life in the mirror before you have anything to say about mines. Becasue my life is in order. Im the shit….get a big wiff! I hope you continue to lay down with that dog….eventually you’ll get up with fleas! bitch!
o yea…when i see you….ima smash your ass!
The Woman You Wish You Were
P.S. You can all go to hell with gasoline panties on! Yes future brother in law….even your ass!
(Whoa! I like this thread……I been into it with these people for over a year now! Can you tell I don’t like them much?)
Dear Mom and Dad,
I’m sorry my expensive wedding is giving you hernias. I am sorry you had a cheap wedding and think mine is over the top. I am sorry that my fiance and me recieving expensive engagement gifts makes you think we have it “too easy.” Mostly I’m sorry that your parents were poor and couldn’t give you a nice wedding, and now you’re seriously wealthy and are giving me one. STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY WEDDING! If you don’t want my fiance and I to have a nice wedding, don’t pay for it. But shut up about making me feel materialistic just because you had a courthouse wedding and a non reception. You sign the $250pp contract with the hotel and then make me feel like crap about it. Don’t sign it if you think I don’t deserve it! sheesh!
Dear printing co.:
thanks for royally screwing me out of over 300! i have reported the fraudulent charges to my bank as well as alerted the company that we both joined to promote our products that you are a scam. i stand by my word and my bride received her invitations yesterday and loved them so yeah SCREW YOU, YOU SUCK.
Just friggin’ ask already GEEZ!
i love reading these.
sskti said exactly what i want to
Ugh i wish there was a way to not invite stupid family members
Yes, I still have my prom dress. And yes, you may be able to fit into it now that you lost all the weight but NO YOU CAN’T WEAR IT SOMETIME. Get a f**king grip on yourself and stop acting like a teenager. You’re 55 years old. Deal with it.
P.S. – I’m going to tell Dad the Louboutins you bought for yourself for my engagement party, which you know I have been lusting after forever, cost almost $800 and he’s going to freak. Eat it.
Listen closely, because I am only going to say this once: THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU. For years I have been there for you, listened to you, supported you, and played big-sister to you even though YOU are several years older than I.
Now I am engaged to the love of my life and regardless of how that makes you feel, IT IS A BIG DEAL. I will not apologize for being happy. I still listen to your complaints and frustrations and joys and excitement when good things happen. Why can’t YOU be excited for ME for a change? You were here for two days and never once asked to see my wedding dress. You never once asked anything about the wedding. And I knew if I brought it up you would make me feel selfish for doing so.
If you weren’t my sister I’d be replacing you as a bridesmaid right about now. Instead I will smile and play nice and all the while worry that you’ll disappoint me again.
you are an idiot. you sent me a pack n ship label confirmation on wednesday but you never friggin’ shipped the package that i needed for my bride by friday. then i alert you that i had taken out a fraudulent activity on my acct and guess what? the package arrives today with the friggin date blacked out, but guess what idiot you left the tracking number you sent it friday. give me my money back you insane pariah. i cannot believe that people actually take others money and deliver zero customer service. i feel sorry for all brides out there because in the words of antonella (bridezilla) you people f’g suck and i’m going to tell everyone i know. have fun corresponding with my bank.
Sorry to have to be the bearer of this unfortunate news….u don’t know everything! Never did and never will.
By the way….saying that your not coming to my wedding because you don’t want to see my dad is both pathetic and childish.
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