He trims his hair and it goes everywhere. He also has long hair and leaves it in the drain in the shower.
OMG GROSSSSS!!!!
How about being unapologetic for gnarly fart bomb?!?! FH and I are vegan, and he blames our diet all the time... Oh, it's all the beans, oh I had too much broccoli... Boy don't try to fool me, you're just the president of fartville (he actually said this on election night)
He also picks his nose all the time...
None of the above, no gross habits at all. The worst thing he does is ocassionally makes noise when he eats, but catches himsef doing it and apologizes. I would not and could not deal with any of the above.....disgusting.
Eww... the only one is that he gets belly button lint, and that is totally not his fault!!
FI thinks it's totally ok to trim his toe nails in the living room. It drives me BONKERS! A few days ago, I put the nail trimmer back in the bathroom. He came home from work, looked at the coffee table and said, "where's the nail thing?" as if it BELONGS on the coffee table.
It's so gross.
But I guess I should be glad he doesn't do anything else on the above list.
Itd help if bees could add whether they live with their SO or not. as i swear i didnt know half of the bad habits till i lived with fi, i think he was on best behaviour before
backsplash on the loo is particularly annoying. ooh and not using the toilet brush!!! er, who do you think will clean it, the toilet fairy? i dont want to spent ages scrubbing *your* dried poo off the toilet, i can barely handle my own. vent over!
@mrsbruff2b: This thread made me laugh so hard. I guess I'm lucky that my fiancée only does one of these things. I can't imagine having to deal with some of these issues, but I guess love is blind...
The ironic thing is I lived with a few gals when I was flight attendant. Some of them could put any of these men to shame by how they would "dispose" or not dispose of their used pads and tampons.
@greenidlady: Yes! I went to an all girls school...
We each have our own sink in the bathroom and is is always disgusting. Toothpaste and soap scum smears, hair, etc. It's gross and I have to clean it daily or it gets out of control! I don't know how one person can be so messy.
He ALWAYS has belly button lint, which he finds hilarious. He is also a nose picker. Whenever he shaves there is hair all over the bathroom - EVERYWHERE!
He also is lazy about trimming his nails - which I suppose is the opposite of some of the poll options! Seriously, he could trim his nails anywhere in the flat, and I'd be happy just so long as he doesn't have talons.
I'm rather thankful for my DH right now. He has none of these disgusting habits. Those first two choices are especially disgusting.
My guy really isn't so bad... He keeps his nails very short bc he doens't like them dirty but I don't understand why this HAS TO involve clipping them walking around the house...
He also does a bit of "adjusting" but I think that's understandable really... The idea of male genitals sounds uncomfortable to me so although I don't enjoy the sight of him doing it, I can't really fault him too much for it...
Pretty sure you girls clickin' "NONE" are fooling yourselves! 
lol
Belly button lint...
and he chews his fingernails!TBH i dont find it gross, but his fingernails end up all irregular and f*cked up
DH is guilty of the hair thing. Although I suppose he is more lenient since we have separate bathrooms so it's only him in there.
My FI does not flush the toilet after pooping at least 2 or 3 times a week. It is disgusting.
He does some of those things, but after living together for 5 years they really dont bother me THAT much any more. We have 2 kids now, and once you go through child birth together alot of the gross things dont fase you any more lol
BUT occasionally he asks me to pop his butt pimples. THAT makes me want to vomit everywhere. omg. Just thinking about it gross lol I refuse to do that
His gas can clear a room, it can be awful!
But one 'gross' habit that's not necessarily his fault but makes me near puke is his morning toothbrushing gag. I swear, when he brushes his teeth (every day, which I guess is something to be excited about, haha!), he makes this terrible wretching noise when he does his tongue and it makes me about throw up to hear it. Blechk!
What is so gross about using toilet paper?
I remind him all the time to brush his teeth and he does get belly button lint on occassion. He readjusts every once in a while. The last two things don't gross me out.
Sometimes he tries to put moves on me in the morning and I tell him to go put on some deodorant. Really, he's very decent. Anything he does that bothers me, I just tell him, and then he's good about it.
ETA after reading PPs posts, I hate when he coughs! When he is sick he coughs in such a way that he ends up gagging and wretching and spitting. Every. Single. Time. I keep telling him his intenstines don't need to come out for him to get better.
I put chews nails and spits them, but really he chews his nails and cuticles SO BAD, they are always red and raw. He also has callouses on his hands from weight lifting and chews those off too! Ewwwww
he also leaves his little hairs all over the countertop and they get on my toothbrush! Bleh
other than that he's pretty good, I would so much rather have these things than some of the other stuff on that list! (Skidmarks ewww!!)
hmmmmm is it bad that my FI does about 5 of these things! hahaha. EEWWW he can be so gross sometimes :P
My SO is seriously obsessed with scratching himself, or at least always having a hand down there. Like, constantly. As a result, there are often a lot of gnarly pubes on his laptop. Ugh.
But other than that, he's remarkably house-trained! :) I'm glad I don't have to deal with any poo issues.
Wow I guess I'm lucky, SO really does none of these things. He is a cuticle chewer, that makes me crazy as he loves to do it in the car and at resturants. Now his two teenaged sons...pretty much of the above and dont forget the farting contests.
This is not one of the options, but he farts really bad and tries to waft the smell in my direction. Lol
He always picks his toenails while watching TV. OMG it is the grossest thing ever.
He also get's bellybutton lint. He seems to always forget that his bellybutton exists and he needs to clean it every once in a while. I usually have to remind him.
My husband does use a LOT of toilet paper. I don't find it gross, but it is kind of annoying because we go through toilet paper so fast! I swear, when I lived with my parents and sister we never used this much lol!
farting. oh the farting. and i'll occasionally hear an "ohh.. sorry" lol
and he picks his lip constantly! it drives me NUTS he has a small patch that stays dry (because he constantly picks it) and he pulls the dry patch off. i catch him at least once a day and yell at him because it grosses me out when i have to kiss his half picked lip! lol
Besides the farting, lip picking and leaving hair in the sink...the grossest habit I'd have to say DH does is for some reason he doesn't like to use tissue when he blows his nose. So he'll blow his boogers into the sink, toilet or shower and then it sticks to the surface and is hard to take off! Plus it makes me wanna gag when i have to clean it or see it when i'm trying to brush my teeth or take a shower! YUUUCK!
As I was completing the poll, I looked up and my FI was picking his nose lol. I started bursting out laughing and had to tell him why
@Reeniero: lol I got a small trash can we keep in the living room by the coffee table for exactly that: my DH trimming his toenails in front of the TV.
he also shaves and leaves the little hairs all around the sink, but he does actually kneel in front of the sink so most of the hairs go into the sink so I can't really yell at him for not trying.
@KimmySumShuga: I marked None of the Above... He might do some of this gross stuff when I'm not around, but we share a WC, so I know for sure he doesn't miss and that there's no backsplash. Even after living together for as long as we have, we're still considerate. :)
LOL!! This thread is hilarious!!
My fiance grew up with a single father and 3 brothers who are all similar in age. "Gross" almost equals "normal" in this case.
@happyface: When it comes to public restrooms, I have to agree. I didn't realize that our bathrooms generally looked messier than the mens restrooms until I had to start cleaning them at work. The women's bathroom always had something going on. Hair, toilet paper, seat covers, and/or water on the floor and makeup streaks in the sink and mirror.
@bearbear1: I had a really good gut laugh when I read this. My fiance did the same once. Once. And he went so far as to say "wafffff-TING! waffff-TING!" as he casually waved his hands and crop dusted his way around me. I thought it was hilarious, but I didn't want it to happen again :)
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