- 6 years ago
So, I don’t know if there’s some kind of crazy lunar alignment that has occurred or what, but all of a sudden these past couple of months, all of SO’s and my friends are announcing babies on the way! I have two baby showers to go to this month, and I found out last night that yet ANOTHER couple we are friends with is pregnant now too!
Im super excited for everyone, especially the most recent couple because they’ve been trying for a while now (Yay!!). With that said, at the same time I’m having to exercise a LOT of self-control to not start shaking people and telling them “SLOW DOWWWWWN!!!”. So to lighten the load a little, and to hopefully share a laugh or two with you bees, I present to you SO’s and my innermost guilty confessions and “things we wish we could tell our friends”!!
Guilty Confession #1:
“Dearest Friend, we are so very happy for you regarding your engagement/wedding/baby. Unfortunately, however, your happy occasions are bleeding our bank accounts dry. Between purchases of formal attire, and gifts for brides and grooms and moms-to-be, we have resorted to eating ramen noodles in order to celebrate YOUR achievements while also paying OUR bills.”
..which brings us to Guilty Confession #2…
“Dear Friends, we too are HOPING to get engaged, hopefully someday this decade. You guys slowing the [email protected]$% down will help us tremendously in saving for our OWN engagement/wedding and getting on with our own lives. Then, we will finally get to enjoy YOU guys buying US gifts for a change!”
Guilty Confession #3:
“Dear Friends, now that you all have little ones (and we are oh-so-happy for you), we would like to kindly request that you secure a trustworthy sitter for your offspring, in the event that we do have a wedding. Not only do we not want our special (FINALLY!) day to resemble a zoo or a Chuck-E-Cheese’s, but we wish your children to be safely tucked away in the likely event that the Apocolypse ensues immediately following our nuptials.”
Tht pretty much sums it up! We’re such horrible people… Hahahaha!