What are things that people post on Facebook that make you go "really? *Face Palm*"?
I'll start.
When people post they are going to the gym. I have one friend who constantly posts she is going to the gym.
"Going to the gym about to get my work out on."
"Sweating."
Picture of her working out.
"I work hard."
Like really do you even work out when your at the gym or jsut take pictures and posts status.
@figgnewton: OMG! I hate that too!! Like who cares you are going to the gym! I go all the time and I dont post about it! I personally hate when people "tag" where they are..thats so creeepy...like why do you want so many people to know where you go all the time in your life to eat, shop etc
The tagging phenomenon is strictly for people disinteresting enough to garner the attention of an actual stalker, so they force you to stalk them unwillingly..., but I'll admit it is nice to know where someone I dislike is all of the time, I can avoid them with the stealth of a panther....
The workout announcers get blocked after the third offense, there's only one sweaty person I wanna see, that's Mr. 99, so stop it, right now.
The only other thing that makes me insane, are couples that write each other love notes on each other's wall, so it shows up in all of our feeds and we must also celebrate the special special-ness of your super special love....blarg...
I had a friend recently post something like "So happy when karma comes around". Someone immediately replied "I know this is about me" and thus began a series of back and forth posts about how my friend was really referring to something else.
1. Yay for someones passive agressive post backfiring
2. Clearly the person who replied felt guilty about something haha
People that just whine everyday about everything.... their job, the economy, their failed relationship, their family......
@Nona99: Lol yeahhhhhh I have that friend too. They share a profile. It's all smooches and I love yous. Barf. I am happily married and don't do that.
@sweetchiquita12: Yeah I don't get the tag thing either.
Okay so I am 20 and have alot of friends on my list from high school. Sometimes I forget I'm 20 and think I am wayyyyy older.
A friend of mine I lost touch with always posts a blunt or lighting a blunt and the caption is "#faded"
Drives me friggin' crazy.
There are a couple girls, family friends, who POST literally everything in their life. There was actually a poop status once. It's kind of amusing but 90% of the time I'm just like WTF! These people have no shame.
Honestly I was getting so bitter about how stupid, inane and self-absorbed most of my facebook friends were online, including many of my actual friends, that I deleted everyone down from 400 friends to 31, deleted everything on my wall from when I joined in 2007 on, all my photos, everything. My profile is so bare that facebook's code treats me like a new user (Welcome!). I just don't use it. I closed my wall. I've been invited to one event in a month on facebook, which I went to; the rest of the time I've been out with friends who actually made plans in person.
It's made my relationships a lot better, and frankly I have a lot more spare time spent worrying about actual things, not reading other people's boring b.s.
I think it is ridiculous how many people give play by play of their day. I think it is so childish and if people would stop and think about what they are doing they will STOP!!!
WHO CARES!!!
My two latest facebook petpeeves are:
1. When people post about their favorite sports team 15 times during one game. Honestly, it takes up my whole news feed and to be truthful I could care less if they are super excited some sweaty athlete pranced across a goal line. I watch sports myself but if I cared about the scores in the game they were watching, then I'd watch it too!
2. Those who post their legal opinions in excess and then pick fights with every friend of theirs on facebook who slightly disagrees with their views. Same problem here - my whole news feed is consumed by their opinions (which I already knew since they already posted them every day this month).
Okay, vent over.
My husband has a friend who used to post about how he was going to go home and make sweet love to his hot-ass wife. "Yeah that's right, we're going to get it on. I love my wife and that's what we do. It's not dirty it's love. You wish you were married to her hot ass."
Thank goodness he unfriended me first. Guess a couple pictures of our puppy were just too boring. :)
i hate it when people put a hashtag in #every #single #word #in #their #sentence and it's not even linked to instagram or twitter...
@figgnewton: "Lol yeahhhhhh I have that friend too. They share a profile. It's all smooches and I love yous. Barf. I am happily married and don't do that."
shared profiles annoy the fuck out of me. the funny thing with those though- when they do write to each other, it looks like it's one person having a conversation with themselves. at least that part is amusing.
i have a friend who posts vague drama statutes like "just one more day until i don't have to deal with bullshit. karma will go around" or some stupid shit like that. i NEVER ask her what's wrong because frankly i don't care (we're more like acquaintances than friends). it's always something with a boyfriend. she can't stay in a relationship if her life depended on it. she always dates disfunctional guys.
@Cady: def +1
and the ppl who whine the most are the ones saying "oh, I'm going to delete the next person who whines"
or posts like
" just arrived at the gym" and tagging themselfes at the gym posting "I'm running 4k today" but you can see that they are at the mall on the other side of town at that moment (on that automatic function that tells you where someone is)...hilarious :)
I hate passive agressive posts. I have a FB friend notorious for it. Every day she is constantly posting something about someone who has pissed her off. Yesterday someone made her upset because if they are over 18 and not grown up they need to grow up right now. Her latest is about how people text her when she is with her family and how she can't put her phone on silent becuase that would affect the peopel she wants to hear from. If you hate someone that bad, why not tell them and then block them instead? I just find it something a teenager would complain about not a 26 year old married mother of one and one on the way.
@persefone: Me too! I seriously read one word then pause then read the next because of #. It annoys me.
I have a few people who use their posts as ways to get attention. Like:
"Whelp. Today escalated quickly towards the negative. Good thing its only noon and I still have time to make it better" .... and just last night it was: "tonight was just a plethora of amazing good things :) Oh I'm happy."
I don't mind most updates... but it's ones like these that are so over the top (there are much worse ones but these were at the top of the feed) where they're looking for someone to say, "Oh no, keep smiling!" and then they're like, "Oh, it's okay... I'm really okay, just needed to vent" ... to everyone you know? O_o
Yeah that drives me bonkers.
I also have a friend that ONLY posts Bible quotes. While I have a ton of Christian friends, I appreciate that they talk about real life sometimes too :P
@calibee79: I have a friend, she made a profiles for their dogs and post from the dogs profiles on her wall " I love my mommy etc" and she posts back...
I mean I'm crazy in love with our puppy too and he is our baby but that is just nuts!
I think I have said this before, but I'll say again just cause it really annoys me. I hate this:
Facebook Friend: I'm sooo broke!! How am I going to fix my car/pay for gas/eat?
Same Facebook Friend later that night: At the Bar!!! (with photo of them holding 2 beers while taking a shot)
What the...??? Really..
"I'm thinking about deleting my facebook. Would you miss me?"
"My baby blinked! Watch this video!"
"Sick" ... 10 minutes later ... "So sick" ... and later ... "I feel terrible." ... and it goes on.
And anything politiclal.
@EllenDeborah: Or when moms make a profile for their 2 day old baby. Like WTF?
@Kjeff760: Bahahahaha
"It really upsets me when Obama's 'special report' cuts into the first 30 minutes of my soap opera!" ...I can't even...what?
"I don't have a narcissist bone in this smoking hot body." I think he means narcissistic. Still.
"Banana" I swear to god, I'm just going down my newsfeed and posting them in order. All of my friends are insane.
"I wanna go home"
"I hate thunderstorms"
"Ugh. I'm so bored."
I should probably go through and delete most of these people, since I don't talk to them. Hah.
Anyone who writes "Le ---" in any facebook post ever.
"I am soooo Le Tired!"
"Look at my puppy - Le Cute"
Drives me insane.....:)
I hate the posts that completely bash someone else and could be used against the person who posted it in a court of law, lol. Everyone should know not to post about how they're gonna kill someone or beat the sh** out of someone.
I can't stand when my news feed is attacked with tons of photos of stupid jokes, gun control/Obama is a tyrant photos, and tons of bible verses. Sharing your opinion is fine. But I don't want to see all 50 of the stupid photos that you decided were just too funny/quirky/sweet or whatever that you just HAD to share.
@Kjeff760: Oh I have that phenomenon on my Fb too, too broke to pay friends back and posting about it and a couple days later they are on a weekend trip to a 4 star hotel...or posting about all kinds of new electronic stuff, like phones, computer etc. and after that posting "Since we just got married and had a DW some ppl couldnt be there, but here is our address so all of you can send us something nice to show us you thought about us" and the same for christmas...
@figgnewton: oh ya, like WTH, your baby can't even see you clear but it can post on FB
I hate the whole hashtag phenomenon. I have friends from high school that hashtag things that don't even make sense. For example - #livingitupinaustraliawithmycrewcuthairdo - What?
There's also one particular person who I accepted a long, long time ago - who I really don't know - but I do know that he got a girl pregnant, the girl won't let him see the child, he just got engaged to someone else, and is trying to make it 'big' as a rapper? This posts are then followed by some lame attempt at rapping. I keep meaning to delete him, but his status' are more dramatic then Grey's Anatomy.
I also hate the old "Deleting people I don't talk to often, if you're still here in 10minutes count yourself lucky" - How lucky am I?!
Last one.. I promise! I cringe when I see couple's that share a facebook page. Like really? You are your own person! It's not cute, it's cheesey as hell.
Tell me if you can even read this:
"YAY ! juhss qott o2 kards frum thee babe "&nd boi am i Happiee there so kewt im qlad o2 noe he mite beeh qettin ouht soon till then i juhs qotta stay stronq o4 thee both of US i LOVE yooh babe 82510 ♥"
Yep, one of the people on my facebook wrote this. I'm too ashamed to call her a friend. lol She's 20!!!!!
I hate the vague posts that make it seem like the person just wants you to comment and ask about it. This makes me 100% sure not to comment. One of my friends does this constantly. She'll post things like:
"It finally happened. :)" or "Yay, I got one!" or "I just feel like crying, but it's not worth it".
It drives me crazy, but what's worse is the people who comment and give her positive reinforcement so she keeps doing it.
@littlemisssally: I've had a couple of my friends do that too!
"I'm cleaning house on Facebook so if your still on my friends list after today then I value our friendship."
My reaction, "No no let me do the honors of deleting myself." lol
@Kjeff760: Im 100% with you on this except for me its not limited to fb. FSIL is this way. Going bankrupt but can go bowling, out to bars, and here there and everywhere else with her "not boyfriend" who has no job.
and the sick thing gets me every time..
Oh and the politics. Theres one guy on my FB that doesnt realize that the election is over. Like REALLY guy?!
@angelicd77: lol on the election thing! I have a facebook friend who literally posts a minimum of 15 to 20 things per day that are politically based - everything from pictures, to quotes, to videos, articles, you get the picture. So annoying!
OH! How could I forget this one:
1Like= 1Respect
WTF?! I dont need to like a picture to show respect, send a prayer, or feel bad for a person in need.
UGH!
I hate those pics people like/share from spam pages that say things like "This little girl is dying of cancer. Like this pic in 5 seconds if you want to see her get well. 1 like = 1 respect". My MIL ALWAYS falls for them! Ugh! She shared one the other day "Like if you think baby's are a gift from God!" and I about died laughing because one of her friends was a smart ass and said "Baby's what?"
Oh, and I have a friend from high school who posted a pic of her feet in the stirrups at the gynecologist's office and said "bet you're having a better day than me #dochascoldfingers". I deleted her.
I'm sick of a certain couple writing love notes to each other CONSTANTLY. And they're always the same post about how blessed they are, and their love is fucking better than everyone else's in the history of the universe put together!
And then they go on Twitter and fight, and I laugh!
@ellebeerob: "Oh, and I have a friend from high school who posted a pic of her feet in the stirrups at the gynecologist's office and said "bet you're having a better day than me #dochascoldfingers". I deleted her."
Please, please, PLEASE tell me this was a joke! LMFAO
I went through about a year ago and unfriended anyone who posted an inordinate number of posts about their bad health and/or bad life but still thanked God they were alive...even though they were downright miserable.
I also unfriended anyone who posted over the top postive posts about their wonderful lives, the new car/house/camper/horse they had just bought, the fact that their kids were perfect, etc. No one has it that good. One girl actually send me a message and asked why we weren't friends anymore. I didn't answer her so she blocked me. Ouch..hurt me.
I'm getting ready to unfriend someone who's son or daugher was obviously snitched so that the snitch could stay out of jail. I say obviously because that's what she said in 2-3 different posts. Of course, she's mad at the snitch...let's forget that her own child broke the law in some way also (most likely drug-related) but at least they've never snitched and for that she's proud of them. *sigh*
Really people? You're all a bunch of assholes. Ha ha...
If you're able to post while working out, you're simply not working out hard enough.
The worst is seeing someone physically talking on the phone at the gym. Don't kid yourself - go home.
I actually find it annoying when bride-to-be's post every step of their wedding planning... ie. "First fitting today!"... "Last fitting today!"... "Cake tasting today!"... "Wedding band shopping today!"... It's sad, but really. nobody. cares.
Maybe I'm just a modest bride.
I hate, hate, hate when people post only (usually really mushy, over the top) statuses about their SO. I mean, come on. A few on anniversaries and such is one thing, but every day?
@Happy2bMrs: le tired is from a hilarious flash about the end of the world. http://www.endofworld.net/ lol it makes me laugh so hard.
Things that bother me on facebook...endless pictures of your kids. Um, are you no longer a person because you have kids? Some of my friends are cool about this, and post pictures of their kids as well as "normal" stuff, but others are just...omg they make me wanna slap em.
Another are pictures like this shit:
Or the ones where the person talks about some tragic subject and then says, "Share this if you think people should never get cancer. If you don't share this, someone will die."
i agree with the posting about working out. there is a girl i went to high school with who posts exactly how many calories she burns at the gym every day. really?
and no offense to all the parents out there, but nobody really cares if your kid used the "big boy potty" or when they are sick and you have to stay home from work to take them to the doctor. it gets really annoying when that's all you talk about.
also can't stand people who post about sporting events, teams, and athletes 24/7.
all these people get removed from my news feed!
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