Post # 1
I already posted that my sisters told me about Santa when I was 5 by showing me the gifts in my parents’ car.
My eldest sister also used to tie us to chairs and feed us her cooking experiments: spaghetti and jelly, toast with Crisco, etc.
Post # 3
Ewww! I don’t ever really remember any of that. We used to blame eachother for EVERYTHING to the point where our parents would just give up trying to figure out “who did it” and we’d all get in trouble. Lol. But they didn’t specifically do that “to” me.
Post # 4
It’d be easier to ask what the nicest thing my sister has done for me is. She’s just not a nice person. She used to chase me around the house with knives! She punched me in the face when we were driving one time. She constantly tells people lies about me to make herself look good. Yeah, she has issues.
Post # 5
My brother called me up on my wedding day and told me I was going to hell because I married an atheist.
Post # 6
My sister use to chase me around with knives. My older sister would sit on me and hit me.
Those were when we were young. When I was 17 I had a baby and my sister was suppose to be my labor coach, went my birthing class with me- everything. I told her I was in labor and she went to a party and got wasted. My mom left me at the hospital to go get her and she was passed out on the coach the entire time.My daughter ended up being intubated and transported an hour away in the NICU (she stayed for 3 weeks), and there she slept on the coach snoring away through the whole thing. To this day she gets angry if you bring this up, never an apology-nothing.
Post # 7
@BoiledPNut: That is crazy, you wrote that while I was typing-do we share a sister?
Post # 8
- Wedding: June 2014 - Ontario, Canada ♥ EDD- April 2016
I think the worst thing my brother did was make fun of my Keratosis Pilaris by saying I had scales! It really hurt my feelings and made me super aware of them all through high-school. Now that he’s 16 he’s getting it so he has stopped making fun of my ‘scales’ aha.
Post # 9
Ohhh goodness. My sister is 5 years older than me so I’ve got a few.
This one I told during my Maid/Matron of Honor speech at her wedding (we laugh about it now, I promise). She and her friends used to lock me in her closet with the lights out. They would then tape record me kicking, screaming, and crying to be let out and play it for their other friends. She was about 9 then.
She also told me that mashed potatoes were ground up puppies and kittens so that I wouldn’t eat them and she could have more. I couldn’t eat mashed potatoes until I was about 20 without gagging because of the texture reminding me of that story. Love ’em now though!
She’s really not a sociopath, I promise. 🙂 Just felt like tormenting her little sister.
Post # 10
@ieatunicorns: Seriously! Our sisters are crazy!
Post # 11
i dont have memory of this but i’ve heard stories – my sister is 10 years older than me and she has had a friend since kindergarten that is still in our lives so i love hearing stories about us as kids. They used to babysit us. Our kitchen and living room were connected but there was a step down into the living room. She would put my brother and me (we are 10.5 months apart) in our walkers at one end of the kitchen and then they would go into the living room and coax us to come to them – we would come running, as fast as two toddlers can, and completely bite it and tumble out of our walkers when we hit the step.
Thinking back it was probably so dangerous and thankfully nothing happened but a great story that i love hearing.
Post # 12
When my sister and I were 3 and 4 respectively, we were fighting over looking out our screen door of our home. She got really angry and threw me into the corner of a coffee table. My dad rushed me to the hospital as it cut my head open. I still have the scar and remember it.
The 2nd worst thing she did was take a baseball bat to my leg and it ricocheted off and put a huge gouge/dent in my bedroom door.
The worst thing I’ve done was when I was 3, I convinced my sister to get in a suitcase and I zipped it up but the zipper got stuck and my sister screamed bloody murder and my dad rushed in and cut the suitcase open to let her out. I got in trouble for that.
Post # 13
In junior high if you were late to class 2 times you would get a detention. My twin sister already had 2 and didn’t want detention so she used my name (i didn’ thave any lates on my record). So she used my name. When the time came when I had 2 lates, I was totally confused since I was only late twice. So I ratted on her and she got in school suspension.
Now that I think about it, I guess that was pretty mean of me too. oops.
Post # 14
I was smelling flowers at the store and my sister pushed me into the bucket when I was about 6 or 7!!!! Oh but I got her back! lol
Post # 16
Well I was the oldest of four, so I did my share of mean things too.
One time I drew on the wallpaper in the bathroom. I was maybe 7 at the time? No idea why, just felt like it. My mom lined all of us kids up and went down the line asking if we did it. I lied straight to her face. My brother started laughing because he couldn’t keep a straight face. And he got in trouble for it. I don’t think I’ve ever told him that I did it. He didn’t get spanked or anything for it, I think he just had to clean it up.
One time I jokingly told the same brother, at about the same age that he should throw my sister down the stairs (ranch house, so only like 7 steps instead of 13). I was joking, I swear to God. He went and picked up my sister, who was probably 2 or 3, and tossed her down the stairs. I stood there in disbelief. Everything was carpeted so she was ok, but he got in pretty big trouble for that.
She got us back though, she is my mom’s favorite so she’s done the whole fake crying and getting us in trouble plenty of times. One time we were playing Candy Lane or something and she was going to lose, so she started crying saying my brother and I hit her.