Post # 1
What’s your most recent FB or BBM status?
If I had a FB my current status would be:
“Can’t wait to get out of work so I can let out all these farts that are wreaking havoc in my stomach.”
Note that I like to make people laugh and have a very blunt/goofy/sarcastic sense of humor. But for real my stomach is cramped to the max right now; can’t do anything about gas when you are surrounded by wall-to-wall cubicles. I feel bad for my car in about 38 minutes. Yes, I’m disgusting.
Anyways, share yours!
Post # 3
love the farts lol
I of course procrastinated when buying John an anniversary gift. So I ordered something on Tuesday and refused to pay for expedited shipping and kept my fingers crossed that the 3-5 business day shipping would actually only take the 3 days for me. I checked yesterday and it said it left on Wednesday from California. I felt like a terrible wife. Somehow I lucked out though and it just got here!!! I still get to keep my best wife ever award. Thank you Amazon 🙂
Post # 4
This is mine, about Parks and Rec last night:
“OK, Leslie Knope last night wore a sweater with a tie on it. Where can I get this? BUELLER? We were watching and I kept interrupting saying “Is that a sweater with a TIE??? I MUST HAVE IT.””
Also, if anyone knows where I get find this sweater, do tell!!
Post # 5
Here is my last status udpated 20 hours ago.
going to go make me some more food. then spend time with my hubby before he has to go to work. so excited our anniversary is this weekend! 🙂
Post # 6
@Lt.Columbo: I SO want that sweater. If you find it, please let me know!
Post # 7
This is from this morning, and boy am I having the kind of day where I need this reminder.
Lord, make me an instrument of your peace.
Where there is hatred, let me sow love;
where there is injury,pardon;
where there is doubt, faith;
where there is despair, hope;
where there is darkness, light;
and where there is sadness, joy.
O Divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek
to be consoled as to console;
to be understood as to understand;
to be loved as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive;
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned;
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life. Amen
-Prayer of St. Francis of Assisi
Post # 8
@Lt.Columbo: OMG I totally wanted that sweater last night!
My most recent status update is from Oct 29 :-
Post # 9
“Has finally put this semester on the DONEZO list. Selling books back, working at 6! : )”
MY SEMESTER IS FINALLY OVERRRR!!! And I got about $300 from selling my books back!!
@delirium.megans: I absolutely LOVED last nights episode!
Post # 10
@Lt.Columbo: I saw a sweater like that somewhere, but now I can’t remember. Possibly Kohl’s.
Post # 11
Ooh I have a good one today 🙂
“One year ago today (12/9/10) my best friend and love of my life got down on one knee and proposed 🙂 I said yes and in 36 days we say I do!!! <3”
ahhh 36 days!!!!!!
Post # 12
My most recent one was just an update so that everyone knew that my Dad’s surgery went well. 🙂
Post # 13
I rarely post, but I just did. Prior to this I posted Oct. 23rd. Just put up “Daily deals for 50% off restaurants sounds great, but today’s deal, for 50% surgery, would make me pretty nervous. Who thought that was a good idea?”
Post # 14
I haven’t posted in a few days, but this is from early this week:
“Part of marriage, is agreeing to watch Nicolas Cage movies…Even when you know they suck. Cage rage.”
With a link to ” Nicolas Cage Loosing His Shit” video montage
Post # 15
It’s been a few days for my as well (guess I should update) but here it is:
“Can’t wait to get some things to do a little decorating for Hanukkah!!!! Blue, Silver, & White here I com!!! :)”
Darling Husband just got paid yesterday so I finally get to go get some!!!! Actually going here in about an hour! woohoo!