Spinster? Really?

posted 4 years ago in Legal
Post # 3
8835 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2013

LOL.  I’ve never seen that before.  Wow!

Post # 4
3223 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2015

LMAO! That’s amazing!

And you’re only 23? LOL!

Post # 5
6213 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2013 - The Liberty House

yeah, that’s a jamaica thing! I don’t think it’s a thing in the US. I’ve seen threads about it from DWs though.

Post # 7
6081 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2017

@QueenOfSerendip:  daaaannnngggg!!!! burrrnnn!!! lol spinster?! at 23?! well damn it, than what am i?! Surprised  im 28! thats hilarious though !

Post # 9
8745 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2015

Lol! Omg that’s hysterical. Makes me wonder if anything has really changed…

Post # 10
6081 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2017

@QueenOfSerendip:  im pretty sure if I were gonna be hitting the big 3-0 single than I would most definitely be a hopeless old maid if you are considered a spinster at 23 :  lol

Post # 11
2536 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2014

I like how your careers are listed as your Calling.
I feel like that’ve very frustrating or empowering, depending on how you feel about your job haha 😛

And being a spinster is your Condition? That makes it sound like a medical issue, haha
“What condition is she in?”
“Hmm… we’ve got to get this girl married, STAT!”

Post # 13
2567 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

WOW.  I certainly hope this isn’t what the Bahamas certificate looks like.  WTF???

Post # 14
2494 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2018

Lol before I even opened this I knew it was Jamaica related!! I got married in Jamaica in 2007 and I remember thinking the exact same thing when I saw the marriage certificate.

It’s a pretty certificate though hey?!

Post # 15
1847 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

Lol, that would be getting framed and displays prominently at my house.. And all of my house guests could get a good laugh everytime they came over. That’s hilarious.

Post # 16
6365 posts
Bee Keeper

Oh wow, how rude. Haha I guess not in Jamaica though. I remember travelling to Central America wayyyy before I was ready to get married (26) and the guys who would hit on me there would often ask if I was married after they asked my age, and when I would say no, they would try to comfort me and tell me that they think I’m pretty enough anyway that probably I still have a chance to find someone to marry me, lol

By the way, these guys woud often be around 22-26 themselves, with a wife and 3 kids at home (no shame on their part admitting that as thry’d continue to hit on me).

Apparently marrying early, but being unfaithful, was really normal for them.

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