- 4 years ago
My boyfriend and I (no official engagement yet, but planning away for our wedding) were talking about bachelor/ette parties after talking about the bridal party.
WELL his best man and two groomsmen are super single alpha males. They are going to want to go to a strip club. They may even want to do the strippers in a hotel thing.
I was pretty clear with my boyfriend that — NO. Just no. I know there are going to be a lot of a LOT of ladies on here who say “It’s his bachelor party, lighten up, it’s not a big deal, blah blah blah.”
Listen, you ladies. I personally know several strippers. (Yay economic depression) I graduated high school with 2 of them, went to college with 3, and met 1 through a friend. And guess what? They ALL had sex for money at least once. So shut up. Not that I don’t trust my guy, but I don’t want them trying to get him “worked up” to that point where he would consider it. NOT saying he would consider it, I’m just saying, I don’t want some cheap nasty rubbing her STD ridden panties on my dudes junk for an hour. I am the type of person who would drag my man back to the club, have him point her out, and make him watch me beat her ass. Think I’m joking? I’ll post a link to the beating if it becomes an issue. BASICALLY, It’s out of the f’ing question.
Boyfriend isn’t really big on the whole thing, he said he’d rather go racing and drinking all day, but if they plan the party, with strippers, he doesn’t know how to go against their will.
I said to him… so if my girls plan a bachelorette party for me… —- he said “That’s fine, male strippers are just funny anyway.”
So THEN I said.. ok well… what if I stripped for some guys then? Some tall, tan Dominican dude named Javier. It’s not cheating, I’m just mostly naked and straddling his huge powerful thighs. No big, babe.
I think that’s a more fair way to put it, don’t you? I don’t want some mostly-naked woman in a hotel or a strip club grinding up on MY man. He said it’s not the same (me stripping vs him having strippers) and to stop talking about it because it was disgusting.
Honestly? I don’t think male strippers at a bachelorette party carry the same weight, but the BRIDE stripping for some randoms? I think I got his attention. Let’s make it a new thing, ladies. I am in all honesty not even interested in doing that. I’ll actually spend the night drinking out of penis shaped wine glasses and watching Youtube videos of cats. But if I lie and tell him about my “plans” with Javier, I’m thinking he’ll change his stupid tune and figure out how to persuade his buddies that racing really expensive cars is a better idea.