Post # 1
Thought this would be a fun topic!
“That person is nuttier than a fruit cake.”
“It is what it is” (he says this A LOT)
“Hey Babe, you’re home!” (Everytime I walk in)
“You gonna watch football with me?” (Have I ever watched FB with you?)
Post # 3
My Fiance sings to the tune of coppa cabana but inserts his dogs name:
” Her name was Kona, she was a woof woof.
A doggy dog, woof woof woof woof woof”
At which point I tell him he has issues. He sings it TO her and sometimes dances with her while he sings it with her up on her hind legs. yeah.
Post # 4
He sometimes starts a story by saying, “So there I was, balls deep in a midget’s asshole…”
He works with kids all day so when he gets home and goes to talk to me like normal conversation, he forgets to put away his “excited & energetic face” and he talks to me in this silly cartoon-y voice. I do occasionally remind him that I’m a grown up 🙂 It’s just so dern cute when he does it!
My favorite phrases include: “Sweating like a whore in church” , “that would go over like a turd in a punch bowl”, and “close enough for a hand grenade”.
Post # 5
“LOL What!” Like, he actually says that in realy life, not in emails.
There’s another thing, but it’s too embarassing to say. Like, I’m not embarrassed but I feel like he would be embarassed if strangers around the globe were attaching this phrase to his face.
Post # 6
@Anglz love-How cute!
@DaneLady- I’ve noticed that “cartoon-y voice” with one of my co-workers who works with kids too. Why do we feel the need to use that voice with kids? It cracks me up. Turd in a punch bowl? huh never heard that before. LOL
Post # 8
I remember one time my Fiance came bursting out of our office room and asked me “What does LOL mean?” I said laugh out loud, he said “oh I thought my boss was hitting on me” He was so relieved.
He thought it meant “Lots of Love”