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Um, if I could get back the money I paid for it, I sure would sell my law degree. ;)
Haha, that's so ridiculous! You have to wonder what people are thinking sometimes! That was a great break to my studying, thanks. :)
Check out this one for a saddle:
World's most uncomfortable saddle
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Date: 2010-01-01, 11:41PM PST
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Like a ghastly specter from your darkest nightmare, this saddle has returned from the grave seeking vengeance. Its previous master thought it had banished it to the blackness of the abyss for good, but nay, it was only for an epoch.
Features:
*Steel rails forged by LUCIFER himself
*Genuine Auroch hide seat provides maximum chafing
I am reaching the end of my strength, as the madness contained within this dark artifact threatens to consume me. I cannot merely throw this adamantine saddle on the rubbish heap, lest some unwary passerby become transfixed by its lightless glow. No, I must only give this to one with the courage to look into the bloodshot eyes of insanity, and the strength to master it. A wizard with the cunning to master this beast gains an ally of unspeakable power: the ultimate theft deterrent. At the moment the thief straddles your steed, his fate is sealed. Eager for revenge upon mortals, the saddle will visit his arse with blisters that rival the torment of fire and brimstone... a dire lesson he will not soon forget. This same fate will befall any unworthy mortal who in his arrogance, attempts to mount the saddle of doom. Are you worthy?
Location: Green Lake
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.
I know, right? I'm curious if anyone actually bought it? lol.
@lilyfaith-that's awesome! lol.
What about the one Conan posted... tryin to sell his late night show on craigslist? That was a good one!
Haha, this one isn't a "Best Of", but it was on my local CL today. I don't think it is supposed to be funny, which is probably what makes it so.
Ok ok i had to add
http://www.andykinsella.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/craigslist.jpg
craigslist.jpg (58.6 KB, 45 downloads) 2 years old 
H"AHA Hilarious!
Anybody think that girls' arm looks really strange in the "fixed" photos? Although that is some pretty good photoshopping! LOL! I guess just in case you want to fix a personal's add? lol.
Um... can I get that guy to do my wedding photos? I could spend the next year eating rather than trying to lose 50 pounds...... :)
Also @spaniel-- SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO with you!
I love that in the fixed one, her boobs grew to twice their size, at least! Geez!
I thought the law degree post was hillarious!! I hope things really aren't that bad for lawyers, my sis just took the bar and is about to enter into that world!
Just because krissycake asked lol...
http://www.reallyfunnystuff.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/imagessantacruzbicycleseat.jpg
craigslist is great. lol some of the adds can really brighten your day! haha
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Yeah. I think this one takes the cake so far! Who would sell their degree? lol.