Post # 1
So I may be a *tiny* bit buzzed and things may be funnier than they really are.
But this IDIOT on 20/20’s bad criminals show has me cracking up. He apparently killed this girl, put her in a cooler and used his workplace to cover it up. The surveillance camera shows him going by with a heavy cooler, taped shut. Then he walks by with the standard large rolled up carpet (then later burned it), then walks by with bleach and rags.
THEN he goes into the murdered girl’s office and cuts the surveillance feed.
And this my friends, is why they teach you order of operations in the 4th grade.
Post # 3
My favorite stupid criminal story:
Young guy walks into a store, points a gun at the clerk, asks for the money in the till. Clerk complies. Robber takes the money, and as a second thought, asks for a bottle of booze from the wall behind the clerk. Clerk tells the robber he can’t give him alcohol because he’s underage. To prove he’s of age, the robber pulls out his wallet and shows the clerk his driver’s license.
For some reason, the cops had no problem tracking down the robber.
Post # 4
@linguo42: I’ve seen that one somewhere! Or it was a similar one about a bank robber and the teller asked him for ID to open a checking account
Derrrrrr de derrrrrrr
Post # 5
@linguo42: that is hysterical. i am surprised the clerk had the guts to do that. i dont know if i would even think of doing that on the spot!
Post # 6
I saw one show where the criminal was either breaking in or out through the ceiling. I can’t remember all the details, but anyway, he was hanging onto those metal rods that hold the ceiling tiles in place, fell, and got knocked out! The police got there and found him on the floor. Oopsies.
Post # 7
Bwahaha im cracking up at these!
I saw a story once and this man owned a little gas station and for protection kept a gun under the register but he also had his German Shepherd with him everyday that slept behind the counter. All the locals knew that was the “shop dog” but apparently this guy comes in one day and starts waving a gun around demanding money and the clerk smacked the counter really hard and that dog jumps up on the counter barking and growling…. the robber took off. LMAO 😀
Post # 8
@MrsRuby:lol, dog vs. gun, dog wins!
The worst part about my story was they decided there wasn’t enough physical evidence to convict the guy (plus he had disappeared) and he did it again. The girl miraculously survived (had to jump out of her two story-apt bedroom, covered in bleach and on fire because she wouldn’t fit in the cooler so he left her in her apt to die. She can barely talk, still has serious brain issues, some 5+ years later.
It was really a very sad story – I can’t believe that they didn’t have enough to get the guy! I’m watching his activities thinking this is like every Lifetime movie murder ever!
Post # 9
There’s a picture somewhere online of police showing up to a robbery where the guy got himself stuck in the ceiling trying to shimmy out of a vent. HA!
Post # 10
@dynamic_duo: Me neither. I’d be crying and handing him all the liquor he could carry haha but I’m a wuss.