DH once kicked me awake and as I scolded him he told me he was "Just trying to bring the cats to a place where they could run free"...I let it go..
@MissLunchbox: OMG I actually laughed out loud at that...
I talk in my sleep. I once got up and carried my cat into the main room and lamented to my roommate that "The cat doesn't have any hair. Where's all the cat's hair?"
@MissLunchbox: HAAA!!
FI will sometimes wake up in the middle of the night, look totally alert, and tell me something INCREDIBLY random. One of the most memorable ones was about a parking lot on the ceiling and something about redoing the (non-existant in that apartment) crown molding. I always get such a kick out of it.
@autumnmountainbride: My SO once said, "I think that goes well with the pink" in his sleep. I don't generally like pink and have never mentioned it outside of loving pink flowers for our future wedding, so I'm sure that was what he was referring to!
It's even cuter because (1) we're not engaged yet and (2) he's a manly man, so he doesn't really know much about wedding planning.
I think I have a story that will take the cake.
FI talks in his sleep. He always has it's okay.
I have an ex that I'm still good friends with (it was one of those situations where we realized really quickly that we're much better off as friends, and it ended really maturely). We'll call him B.
Once, while on vacation to Florida, FI had a CONVERSATION with B in his sleep. They were just talking about cars, but FI referenced my ex by name. It was one of the most bizarre moments of my entire life.
Not my SO, but my college roommate talked at a normal conversational volume in complete sentences in her sleep. It really freaked me out the first time. Sometimes when I told her what she said she would remember what she was dreaming about. The most memorable one was when a midget pimp (as in he pimped midgets who later turned into children?) kidnapped her father.
I used to talk in my sleep as a child. My parents said that is how they knew which boy I liked.
Thankfully that has stopped.
Mr. 99 laughs in his sleep, it's really creepy to hear him chuckling late at night in a pitch black room....I don't know, it's so....unwholesome.
FI talks to me about work related stuff sometimes. He'll give me directions as if I'm his employee.
SO talks in his sleep a lot. What is especially funny is if he kicks me by accident or something, he apologizes profusely but doesnt' remember it in the morning
SO talks in his sleep sometimes, but I've only heard it in the morning (though he could be chatting all night - who knows?). He'll say something realllllly random (wish I could remember an example!) and most of the time I end up laughing my ass off.
I woke up once to my ex dragging me out of bed by my ankle because he was convinced there were giant spiders in it. He had horrible night terrors, so it was always an adventure. Usually, he'd sit bolt upright, eyes wide open, and prophecise some sort of great doom. And then there were the times he'd thrash around so much, I'd wake up with a bruise...
My husband talks in his sleep all the time. When he starts, I'll ask him questions and he answers.
One time he literally tackled me and said something about a touchdown. When I woke him up—he told me in his dream I was the defense about to tackle Eli Manning, so he had to stop me. So glad I know where his loyalties really lie!
And his mom told me that when he was younger, he and his older brother used to have full-on nonsensical sleeping conversations when they shared a room togehter.
My husband talks in his sleep if he goes to bed exhausted or if he goes to bed drunk. Usually it's about whatever he's started to dream about. The first time it happened was after a great house party. I was chatting about the best part of the party and he goes, "Yeah but they're not going to get there." Who? "You know, the three of them." Three of who? "I can't remember his name. You know who I mean." No I don't. "Aragorn." Are you talking about The Lord of the Rings? "Yes and the ring..."
Basically it's always a vague sentence and I can probe him for more answers. He always sounds very frustrated with me like I'm playing dumb. Only once or twice has he awakened while sleep talking to me.
Mine talks in his sleep almost nightly. Last night he even opened his eyes and looked right at me when he said "What do you think about that?" He was laughing and I thought he was awake, but he rolled over and started snoring.
He was having a bad dream one night, and I reached out to him to wake him up, because was almost crying in his sleep, and his eyes popped open, he gasped, and reached out and smacked me hard on my boob! Apparently, there was some old ghost woman chasing him and she was reaching out for him at the moment I woke him up! It scared the crap out of me and HURT, so I cried...but we laugh about it now!
Saddly I'm the one who talks in my sleep so he has all the good stories. But one time 2 of my friends stayed the night at my house and I fell asleep along with one of my friends. Apparently the friend who was asleep and I started ripping the cushons off of the couch and were talking about looking for "the straw" she was describing it to me and I was yelling at her that there was no straw here but continued looking for it anyways lol We all had a good laugh about it after the other friend woke us up because she was so freaked out.
DH and I both talk in our sleep. So if one of us can't sleep, there's pretty much guaranteed entertainment.
Just lastnight, DH announced, " I landed that plane. But I don't want to fly anymore."
Another gem was, "Funny how I'm the one losing weight and you're the one gaining it." I didn't realize he was sleeping. I was mega pissed. That resulted in me waking him up, and him swearing he was just dreaming. Apparently he was dreaming he was at work and made that comment to one of the guys he works with.
He also laughs in his sleep, which is creepy. Apparently I do the same.
Mine talks in his sleep all time! There's been so many hilarious times including me getting bruised haha but my favourite time would have to be when one night he fell asleep and started SINGING :P
It was a song that was being played on the radio a lot at the time, (Hey boys & girls by Evermore) and just as I'm starting to doze he starts singing "Hey boys & giiiirls...hey boys & girls!" & he's such a manly guy that it was soooo cute :P
Just last night, I flipped over from my side to my back and heard DH sort of giggle and say "oh, not again...." I was half-asleep so I thought he was laughing at me for flipping around so much. But then I realized he was dreaming...
A few months ago my FI jumped out from underneath the covers in the middle of the night and started screaming "SPIDERS! SPIDERS! SPIDERS!" (he is terrified of spiders, I have to kill them and flush them, because they "might crawl out of the trash can") and so I held him and was trying to wake him up, but it wasn't working, so I started slapping his face (somewhat gently) while holding him, to which he replied by holding me and saying "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!" and then we went back to sleep. The next morning, we woke up and he tells me about how I was having a nightmare and he saved me... He was confused, to say the least, when I told him what really happened.
DH doesn't talk in his sleep, but a good friend of mine's husband does. Apparently last week he was talking like a pirate in his sleep. I crack up laughing at the stories she tells, but her husband would be mortified if he knew she was telling on him!
DH talks all the time - it's almost always clear and hilarious. Usually he quiets down if I answer him or tell him "It's okay." Every once in awhile it freaks me out though... one time he started screaming/yelling in terror.
My favorites: are the ones accompanied by actions:
"Sit up" (while pulling on my arm). "You have to sit up or the magic won't work."
"We need more red wine." (Sits up and swings his legs over as though he's going to go get some.) "We need it...we don't have enough."
@autumnmountainbride: LMFAO!! MY fiance grunts in his sleep alot and it drives me nuts. Ive poured water in his mouth before
@autumnmountainbride: mine kisses me in his sleep. I find it so sweet because i come to be later than him on the weekends and I feel so welcomed... but he never remembers it.
For one, my FH never cusses. So it was very surpriseing when he said, "You little f***er*" in his sleep!
He's usually quiet, though sometimes in the morning on the weekend when he sleeps in, I jostle him just enough as I'm getting up (I'm always the first up) that he half-wakes up and starts talking to me about something weird.
He usually remembers most of it after but has no understanding of what happened.
Example:
I start to get up and cough loudly. I assume I've woken him and say, "sorry!"
Him: It's ok, it's not your fault... [pause]... you didn't know what was in the box.
Me: ...Box?
Him: Yeah... the invisible box. You didn't know what was in it.
By the end of that sentence he is awake and seeming slightly confused by what he just said. I ask if he was kind of asleep and he sheepishly goes "maybe... I think so..."
Usually I'm the sleep-talker between us actually. He says I get very cranky with him if he asks too many questions though, so he says his policy is he just gently agrees with me and gives me a hug/kiss and I settle down.
your guy is pretty understandable! Mine agrees to things (either if I say something or to something in his dream...haha this could be used for nefarious purposes, lol) and mumbles nonsensically sometimes.
FI will talk in her sleep sometime, but I can't remember anything right now. Once though the night after coming home from a vacation with her family she was sleep walking! She walked into the closet which woke me up, I asked what she was doing and she said she was trying to find the bathroom. I got out of bed and walked her to the bathroom, to which she said "thank you sister!" Then after using the restroom she was trying to walk out of the bedroom, so I asked where she was going and she said she was going to her bed. So I got up again and walked her to our bed, then she said "this is your bed sister, I don't sleep here". I know she was confused because she had just spent the night somewhere else for the past week, but it was so strange. In the morning she had no idea any of that happened.
I'm the sleep talker, unfortunately. I was in tears laughing at all of your stories! One night I started talking in a made up language I still remember from 7th grade. He was laughing so hard it woke me up. He makes funny whimpering and grunting noises sometimes though so that makes me feel better!
Ugh. My fiance talks & laughs in his sleep all the time :( It actually still scares the crap out of me. Sometimes he will talk in a deep voice out of nowhere and without fail I practically fall out of bed each time. I'm quietly reading my kindle in bed when all of a sudden he starts laughing like a maniac and going off on something. He probably does it once a week and we've been together for over 3 weeks.
One thing that was funny... A long time ago we were sleeping together. Our dog always sleeps with us but that night he was walking around the house I guess. Well I'm awake but just laying there in the quiet dark and all of a sudden my poor dog steps on a plastic bag in the middle of the floor, making WAYYYY too much noise. My boyfriend (now my fiance) shoots straight up in bed and says "WHATS UP MOTHER F-ER!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then prompty falls right back down and goes back to sleep like nothing happened. OMG I about peed my pants. Our dog, who is just a little pug and really intune with the tone of our voices, just stopped in his tracks and was freaking out too. So funny. I still give him shiizzz on "is that really how you'd protect me if someone was breaking in??!"
My FI is very romantic in his sleep. He'll hug and kiss me a lot. One time, he had a whole discussion about how much he loves me.
No, I'm the sleep talker. AND: the other night I was having a heated dream in which I was trying to slam a door in someone's face. Well, silly me had my arm slung over my DH because I fell asleep cuddling him, so I woke myself up (and him!) by trying to slam his chest shut instead. Oh, silly dreaming me.
My DH mumbles in his sleep sometimes, but nothing that I can actually understand. Now me on the other hand.. he said he has been in the other room & heard me bust out laughing in my sleep. So I smile & laugh in my sleep alot.
I've always had really crazy dreams so I'm sure that's part of it. There's very few mornings that I wake up & don't remember my crazy dreams.
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Most mornings, I wake up before FI. My internal body clock is crazy regular. So I wander around the house and do things all morning by myself. Sometimes I go bother him to try to get him up when I get lonely.
This morning, I was in the bedroom and said, half to myself, "Ooooh, I'm up early enough to make breakfast."
FI rolls over and and says "Beware the milk!"
I know the milk expires today so I just laughed that off, but I answered without looking at him, "I think I'll make some eggs."
He said "Yeah eggs... milk. Toast. Get breakfast. Or you could go to the coffee shop."
It's important to note here that we used to live above a coffee shop. It closed for a while, but yesterday, they started doing renovations to open it up again. It is still a long way from being finished. So I just paused and said, "Babe... how long do you think you've been asleep?" He mumbled "Coffee shop. Breakfast. Strudels. Don't drink the milk!"
And at that point I realized he wasn't even awake. I got a good laugh out of it.
Has your FI/SO/DH ever talked in his sleep?