Talking in his sleep…

posted 1 year ago in Relationships
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Helper bee

DH once kicked me awake and as I scolded him he told me he was “Just trying to bring the cats to a place where they could run free”…I let it go..

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Buzzing bee

I talk in my sleep. I once got up and carried my cat into the main room and lamented to my roommate that “The cat doesn’t have any hair. Where’s all the cat’s hair?”

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Sugar bee

@MissLunchbox:  HAAA!!

FI will sometimes wake up in the middle of the night, look totally alert, and tell me something INCREDIBLY random. One of the most memorable ones was about a parking lot on the ceiling and something about redoing the (non-existant in that apartment) crown molding. I always get such a kick out of it.

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Sugar bee

@autumnmountainbride:  My SO once said, “I think that goes well with the pink” in his sleep. I don’t generally like pink and have never mentioned it outside of loving pink flowers for our future wedding, so I’m sure that was what he was referring to!

It’s even cuter because (1) we’re not engaged yet and (2) he’s a manly man, so he doesn’t really know much about wedding planning.

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Buzzing bee

I think I have a story that will take the cake. 

 

FI talks in his sleep. He always has it’s okay. 

 

I have an ex that I’m still good friends with (it was one of those situations where we realized really quickly that we’re much better off as friends, and it ended really maturely). We’ll call him B. 

 

Once, while on vacation to Florida, FI had a CONVERSATION with B in his sleep. They were just talking about cars, but FI referenced my ex by name. It was one of the most bizarre moments of my entire life. 

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Sugar bee

Not my SO, but my college roommate talked at a normal conversational volume in complete sentences in her sleep. It really freaked me out the first time. Sometimes when I told her what she said she would remember what she was dreaming about. The most memorable one was when a midget pimp (as in he pimped midgets who later turned into children?) kidnapped her father.

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Sugar bee

I used to talk in my sleep as a child. My parents said that is how they knew which boy I liked.

Thankfully that has stopped.

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Bee Keeper

Mr. 99 laughs in his sleep, it’s really creepy to hear him chuckling late at night in a pitch black room….I don’t know, it’s so….unwholesome.

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Honey bee

FI talks to me about work related stuff sometimes. He’ll give me directions as if I’m his employee.

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Buzzing bee

SO talks in his sleep a lot. What is especially funny is if he kicks me by accident or something, he apologizes profusely but doesnt’ remember it in the morning

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Buzzing bee

SO talks in his sleep sometimes, but I’ve only heard it in the morning (though he could be chatting all night – who knows?).  He’ll say something realllllly random (wish I could remember an example!) and most of the time I end up laughing my ass off.

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Busy bee

I woke up once to my ex dragging me out of bed by my ankle because he was convinced there were giant spiders in it. He had horrible night terrors, so it was always an adventure. Usually, he’d sit bolt upright, eyes wide open, and prophecise some sort of great doom. And then there were the times he’d thrash around so much, I’d wake up with a bruise…

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Busy bee

My husband talks in his sleep all the time. When he starts, I’ll ask him questions and he answers.

One time he literally tackled me and said something about a touchdown. When I woke him up—he told me in his dream I was the defense about to tackle Eli Manning, so he had to stop me. So glad I know where his loyalties really lie! 

And his mom told me that when he was younger, he and his older brother used to have full-on nonsensical sleeping conversations when they shared a room togehter. 

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