Tell me something amusing

posted 3 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2015 - Our church and then at The Garden Room for the reception

Hmm, okay. Smile Here is a joke that I heard recently:

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

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Beef jerky!

Post # 4
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

German sausage jokes are the wurst.

Post # 5
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

I used to be addicted to soap… but I’m clean now.

Post # 7
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195 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

@kaylee26:  OMG Look at BuzzFeed. Not only is it sooooo addictive but so funny. Or how about FailBook? 🙂 

 

 

Post # 8
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

@kaylee26:  Awww, I had a stressful day, too. I hope yours is better now! 

I’m a first year teacher and I feel like I’m juggling a million things at once while teaching a lesson. Today, I was writing on the board and I was super happy that I’d somehow come across a dry erase marker that wasn’t all dried out or worn to a nib. The marker wrote beautifully – thick, black, strokes! Then a few of my students gasped and said, “Miss Pine!!!!!!!!!!! You’re using the permanent marker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

 

I just said, “Oh, haha! No wonder it worked SO WELL!” and continued with a dry erase marker but I worried for the next hour how I would clean it off after school. 

(It came off, thank goodness!!!)

Post # 9
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

Not super funny but makes me giggle when I think about it. My nephew is 2 and becoming potty trained. he actually cheers himself on. The other day I heard him in the other room “Go pee! You can do it! Come on pee, GO!”. 

Post # 10
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2014

Its not a joke or anything.

But earlier I was doing laundry while the dogs were outside and at the last minute I decided to take off my pants and throw them in there. So I’m standing in the kitchen in front of the door with no pants on, when suddenly one of my dogs pushes the door open. So I’m standing right there in front of the open door with no pants.

And the guy that lives right behind our yard was mowing his yard.

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