- 5 years ago
- Wedding: April 2018
Thanks to the encouragement from some of my besties on the Bee, I have gone for broke and am currently in the process of writing my first honest to god novel. I stuck with something I know inside and out, steaming hot romance novel with the classic Nona flair, and with the helping hand of my favorite Bee and Mr. 99, I’m happy to report that I’m about a quarter of the way through….ANYWAY,
Mr. 99 is quite aware of my effort, he’s been amazingly supportive and really wants this to happen for me, because he’s knows that deep down inside, I would be completely happy to be a writer for the rest of my life and have a commute that consisted of me going down the hall to my office.
So…in his completely bizarre and misguided attempt to give me an Atta-girl this morning, he turns on Misery while I’m getting ready. As he stands there looking at Kathy Bates as she swings soup all over the place, his eyes get wide and he says, “Maybe someday you’ll be this famous…wouldn’t that be awesome?”
NO! HELL NO! I don’t know any writer that wants some psychotic fan to hold them hostage in their house with a pot belly pig and a sitting room full of figurines…..
Great…now I’m totally freaked out, thank god I decided to use a pen name anyway….
I’d also like to add that I caught him reading it two nights ago, and we totally did page 42, twice