(Closed) That awkward moment when….

posted 6 years ago in Relationships
Post # 4
586 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Sorry but this hasn’t happened to me… at least not yet.

I have freaked him out by mentioning there have been times where I desperately have to hold in beacuse all of a sudden I have gas issues right when I’m almost done while he is down south. (Sorry if that was TMI)

Post # 6
857 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

@mayflowerbride13:  I threw up on an ex once! We stayed together for a few years after that, the puking had nothing to do with it. Poor dude. 

Post # 7
688 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

@mayflowerbride13:  omg thats so awkward! 

Last week I was smelling my pajama shirt (it smelled like my house and fabric softener) and I was telling my SO to come smell my shirt because it was so nice and at the same moment I burped in it and before I could tell him not to he took a big ol’ wiff of my stank breath! I had eaten onions with dinner and been drinking wine too…LOL

Post # 9
87 posts
Worker bee

I have never tooted in front of my SO. But I have my ex’s.
I have been thrown up on by my best friend. He drunkenly put his head on my lap and then hurled up two days worth of food on my and it ran down my legs into my shoes. I grabbed him by the braids and directed his head into a bucket…. nice.

My SO once walked in on me peeing and I freaked.. I’m weird like that. I’d happily pee in front my male best friend. Which I have done many of times whilst camping. I once even drunkenly clambered off a bus with him pulled down my knickers in the snow handed them too him to announce I needed a pee. He then guided me to public toilets. But I completely freaked out whe SO wandered in whilst I was on the loo. I couldn’t look at him for days…

Post # 10
1487 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

I’ll play with a Too Much Information moment.

When I was pregnant with Dirty Delete I farted all the time.  Like, all the time.  (Background, before I got pregnant, I never farted in front of him.  Ever.)    We were having sex (doggy style, because of my belly) I let the biggest one rip.  I was completely humiliated, but at that point, Darling Husband was used to it.  He just laughed it off.

Or, another favorite: I threw up so violently that I peed myself.  DH cleaned it up while I hid in the shower.

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