(Closed) The most ridiculous wedding nightmare – could this crap even happen?

posted 6 years ago in Emotional
Post # 3
4693 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

Oh my!  I had a similar nightmare the week before my mom got married.  Apparently I was super stressed about her wedding for her! I dreamt that I went to work on the day of her wedding, because I forgot that I was supposed to be in the wedding, and it wasn’t until I saw a truck driving past my work carrying the topiaries (??) for the wedding  that I realized I wasn’t supposed to be at work!  So I jumped up and ran home to get my dress, and realized I still hadn’t found black shoes to wear! So now I’m frantically looking for shoes at this dark dingy cobwebby store that looks like something out of a horror film, and the only black shoes they had were these awful black wooden clogs.  I woke up completely panicked.  -__-

Post # 4
9029 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

I had a nitemare before my wedding that on the day of the wedding suddenly my dress was the wrong dress and I kept screaming this is not my dress but everyone kept reassuring me that this was the dress I ordered and it was ok to doubt it, but it was nothing like my dress at all lol

Post # 5
95 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

OMG I’m cracking up! How funny!

I’m sure it wasn’t funny when you woke up though!

Post # 6
1902 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2012 - Franklin Plaza

I’ve had many, but the best so far was a long, complicated one where everything was wrong, we didn’t have wedding bands, the flowers were the wrong color, and our photographer was sick and sent a stand-in. Obviously, all these problems caused the ceremony to be delayed so all (6) of my bridesmaids left because they were bored with waiting.

BWHAAHAHA. Like my Fiance likes to tell me… There is something wrong with my brain. 😉

PS. I literally laughed out loud when I read about the DJ playing “Single Ladies” for your father/daughter dance. That is an epic dream.

Post # 8
11 posts
  • Wedding: May 2013

You guys are hilarious!! hahahahaha

Post # 9
526 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

OP – hysetrical!

I just had my first nightmare and my wedding isn’t for more than a year from now!

*I was wearing an unflattering gold dress

*The photographer was taking pictures of everyone but me (probably because of the dress haha)

*My bridesmaids had someone been replaced by a bunch of girls I didn’t even know or barley knew and they were all wearing hideous pink dresses

*When I tried to say something about them not being my invited bridesmaids the guests booed me and called me an asshole! 


Post # 10
25 posts

I had a dream that the wedding was perfect.  Everything went according to plan.  It was a beautiful garden party.  The speeches were over, the cake was cut, and I turned around to give some cake to Fiance…and realized that he wasn’t there, and he hadn’t been there the whole time.  I’d gotten married to no one.

I woke up, panicked, and called him to tell him I had my first wedding nightmare, and he said, “what?  No, you didn’t dream that.  That was yesterday.”


He thinks he’s REAL funny.

Post # 11
9824 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper

I had a dream my husband gave me this really gross looking ring. It was made of I don’t even know, granite? And in my dream I was thinking “How can I find a way to accidentally lose this ring?” but then I’d feel bad for hating it. I also had a dream that our vows were taking 5 hours to get through, it was never ending. Like the JOP would tell a long story and then my husband would start rambling, and then the JOP would start talking again, not even about the wedding just random things.

Post # 12
1213 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

I had a nightmare 2 nights ago that all the guests at our wedding were strangers and my bridesmaids were lost, and I couldn’t find my flowers, and I had to go to the loo but they started the processional music without me, and I got so nervous that I grabbed a handful of toilet paper and threw up in it! It was terrible!

Post # 13
24 posts
  • Wedding: May 2012

I’ve had three dreams lately…

1. My dad was smoking near my dress while we were preparing to walk down the aisle, an ash landed on it and POOF. I remember trying to make HIM feel better. “No dad, it’s really ok!” ….. Yeah, it wasn’t!

2. I took a pregnancy test and it was positive. We’re not having children. I didn’t know how to tell anyone but our wedding was that day. WTF?

3. The worst… For some reason my Fiance and I were getting ready together. The ceremony is out of town and it was 30 mins from the start of the ceremony. We were home and not even showered. He kept walking around looking for a place to plug in the laptop. I screamed at him so bad. We NEVER raise our voices.

I punched him (gently) when I woke up. Heehee.

Post # 15
873 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2013


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