- 5 years ago
- Wedding: January 2013
Ladies we have all made the mistake of falling for these types of men. So here are a few types of men to avoid. If you think of another type that I have missed please feel free to add on
Broken soul man…we have all seen this man ladies…he looks pitiful..he was hurt by some devious bitch who steam rolled him and we ladies being the women that we are want to care for him and show him that we arent like the vicious viper who hurt him. Im not talking about just one incident of a guy being hurt by someone who cheated on him. MOst of us can and do recover from betrayal, but not this guy. He makes victim status his job and life. Avoid him ladies. He has fallen into victim mode. He doesnt want help, he really really doesnt. Sound familiar? He will go through a string of women because he loves his victim status. If you start pressuring this guy to get help he will dump you. He loves victim mode, and why not? It works because women love to try to fix things and when his next relationship comes along he will portray you as a bully who tried to hurt him some more.
The player..bees we all know this man…he is the guy who will tell you anything you want to hear just to get anywhere near you. He will lay on the charm and you will fall for it. He will tell you that your awesome…loves your personality and thinks your the greatest thing since sliced cheese. Ladies ….this guy can spot you from a thousand miles away…Ladies this guy wants one thing…sex…and after that he will put you somewhere on a list. And when he cant charm someone else out of their pants he will inevitably call you and lay on the charm again. You will be his booty call baby!!
The overgrown man child…bees please avoid this man like he has a venereal disease…He has traits that should have been outgrown when he was in his early 20’s. He drinks all night and then passes out in parking lots. His hobbies include video games and beer pong. He couldnt make a committment to single ply or two ply toilet paper much less an adult mature relationship. He has no other goal in life except to watch sports and hang out with his buddies and get laid and play practical jokes all his life.
The Momma’s Boy, lordy lordy lordy, the only serious relationship this guy has is with his mother. Heaven help you if you end up dating this guy. His momma is always gonna come first, he isnt going to care if he hurt your feelings as long as momma is happy. If you manage to snag one of these your in for a real treat. You will never be good enough for her baby boy, you cant cook for him right, you cant shop for him right, you cant clean house right, you just dont know her son like she does. Creepy isnt it? Its like a boyfriend girlfriend relationship without the sex. You cant win this battle so surrender the field. If you somehow manage to win the battle you can never win the war because if I know momma she has some serious guilt to throw on him and it will be a never ending fight for him and you. Just let it go.
The life long bachelor. Bees this man is never going to commit. He is just using you as one of the sting of ladies in his life…He will take you to dinner.. give you all the signals that he is comfortable in his life and then freak out when you leave a pair of thongs and toothbrush in his bathroom. He will start finding ways to avoid you. If this man has never been married or had a serious relationship and he is in his 30’s or 40 then its likely he will never commit. The only committment this guy is making is to which tie he is going to wear on Monday.
The serial dater…Ladies we know this man…he has a new love interest or rather sex interest every few days. He loves the chase…but dont get comfortable with this because as soon as you give in you have lost your appeal in his eyes. He will move on faster than Haileys Comet heading for deep space.
The its not you its me guy…This guy is probably the most sneaky. All is well one day in the relationship, you think all is fine. Life is splendid and then the next day BAM, he will say it isnt you its me. Your to good for me. You deserve better than me. Well if thats the case then why in the hell did he pick you in the first place…he would have been better off with a crack addicted whore who really does deserve him..
Relationship expert guy, let me clarify this isnt a good guy. He is the guy who critiques everything that you do. You cant wash dishes right, you cant fold laundry right, you dont work out right, you dont pick the right clothes. He think he knows exactly what will make you and the relationship perfect. Then once your perfect your relationship will be perfect except its never ending. There is no such thing as perfection and no matter how much he tries to change you, you will never achieve his idea. Because its a fantasy.
My friends pick my girl for me guy. This guy doesnt have the balls to stand up to his friends and pick the girl he really likes. Instead he lets his friends pass judgement on who is right or wrong for him. He will throw her to the lions and then when the fray is over with …instead of asking you how you like them ..he is asking them how they like you instead. Ladies this man’s friends opinions are more important than you will ever be. He cant take a shit without asking if they think its okay. Ladies avoid this man…we need a man who has balls to think outside the box and do what makes him happy…If they were true friends they would support him no matter what….
Then of course there is your standard sleaze ball douche bag guy. He probably does drugs, doesnt work, is probably moody, which we women mistake for brooding. Dont because he is just pissy. He isnt mysterious, that distant look in his eye isnt deep thought its him wondering about his next sexual encounter or drinking binge. He is just a piece of wasted space. He probably still eats at mom and dads, cause he has no job, and if he needs money he will mooch it off friends or relatives. I dont have to say avoid him because if you dont then you kinda get what you deserve.
There are nice guys out there…you just have to look a little harder to find them. They are the quiet guys that no one gives any credit too..They are the guys who still hold a door open for a woman. They are the guys that will bring you tea and chicken noodle soup when your sick…They are the guys who are soft spoken and nice when every other man in the room seems obnoxious…so ladies go find this man…Make it your mission to look for the man who will make you smile just before you go to sleep.