Sexual attraction to inanimate objects? Can you really marry the Eiffel Tower?

posted 3 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

@cmbr:  It is actually a type of paraphilia where the individual is sexually aroused by inanimate objects. 

Post # 4
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Buzzing Beekeeper

I don’t understand why people are aroused by balloons, extreme pain, crush fetishes, etc. When it comes to sex, I can’t judge because I like – and have done – many weird things of my own. I don’t get the inanimate object one but to each their own. 

Post # 5
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2017

The comments crack me up. 

She can be in love with the ferris wheel’s soul or whatever, but come on. She knows damn well it doesn’t eat f*cking pizza. That’s just nonsense.”

Post # 6
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

@FutureWifeyV:  LOL. The comments are the best part.

“How do you fall in and out of love with a fucking bow. This just makes me think when women say they falling out of love. They are just talking bullshit. Its also easy to say an inanimate object loves you when it doesn’t fucking talk. If it could talk. It would probably say. “Bitch, You Be Crazy.””

 

Yeah… I’m totally judging these people and not feeling too bad about it.

Post # 7
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2017

@adoc86:  I’m wondering what exactly she means by “intimate moments”…. Is she masturbating on Bruce???

Post # 8
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 2013

I can’t read the article/watch the videos right now but it sounds like they just centred on women with this obsession. This is not just women.

I saw a bit on TV where man was in love with his car…and I’m not talking the usual ‘love’. I mean he was laying underneath it KISSING the front bumper!

Very strange!!!

Post # 10
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Helper bee

I’d marry cheesecake if I could…does that count? :p

Post # 11
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2017

What if I wanted to marry the Eiffel Tower? Like, would that be illegal since he’s already married?

Post # 12
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

You can have the Eiffel Tower, Bruce is the only wheel for me.

Post # 14
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

@FutureWifeyV:  ehhh I think maybe so…I don’t really want to know 😡

 

I love when the woman goes up to the Empire State and says, “I think we’re being watched” hahahaha.

Post # 15
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2017

@cmbr:  I dont want no sister wife! I just want my Eiffy!!

Post # 16
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2017

I just started watching the Eiffel Tower one.. The first minute, I can’t even. She took nudes with her former object lover what is going on

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