Post # 1
I am in Marketing. I am not in Sales. I do some stuff to support sales like organize literature and manage the CRM system….. but I am not their secretary. If you ask me who to contact at a company you want to try and sell to, I am going to give you directions on how to look it up. And don’t try copying your boss who wants you using the system. That will get you no where. So today I’d like to yell:
I AM NOT YOUR SECRETARY. STOP ASKING ME ABOUT THIS COMPANY AND LOOK IT UP. HERE ARE THE DIRECTIONS FOR THE FOURTH TIME! PS YOUR BOSS IS ON MY SIDE
How about you? What would you like to yell at a coworker today?
Post # 3
To my office mate: STOP MAKING DISGUSTING NOISES WHEN YOU EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post # 4
To a coworker: “STOP TALKING ON YOUR CELL PHONE AT YOUR DESK ALL DAY THEN COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW BUSY YOU ARE 15 MINUTES BEFORE YOU LEAVE”
To my boss: “STOP GIVING ME ATTITUDE FOR ASKING TO LEAVE 1 HOUR EARLY FRIDAY WHEN ALL MY SHIT IS DONE BY WEDNESDAY IF YOU’RE GOING TO LET THE ABOVE-MENTIONED SLACKER PLAY TELEPHONE ALL DAY AND COME IN 45 MINUTES LATE 3 DAYS A WEEK!’
Post # 5
@jpalm13: Stop cooking eggs in the microwave…I sit right here and have to live with that horrible smell all morning….
Post # 6
“UGH STOP BEING SO SUCH A C**T/PR**K!”
Excuse my potty mouth. 🙂
Post # 7
@jpalm13: I would like to tell my coworkers that emailing me an assignment does not bump you up on the list of things to do, it is not a magical way to cut in line of the other 98234759348692847239487 projects I have right now. I would also like to inform everyone that there are normally 5 on the team I work on, right now there are 3! And one of those three doesn’t do a damn thing outside of her normal work (if even that) so she’s useless. So every one just needs to pipe the f down. Lastly, No, I won’t let you forward your calls to me so I can take messages for you, that is what voicemail is for my friend, I am not your secretary. YOU HAVE NO SECRETARY AND DON’T EVEN WORK IN MY SECTION. Im so annoyed with this place today so this thread was a nice place to vent
Post # 8
@Nona99: Eggs in the microwave? Are you fucking serious, people at other offices do that too? We also have a broccoli problem: it stinks like shit.
Post # 9
To my incredibly spoiled, clingy, and all around annoying coworker: MOVE OUT OF YOUR GRANDPARENTS’ HOUSE BECAUSE YOU JUST CALL THEM SHITHEADS WHEN THEY ARE THE NICEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. STOP SPENDING YOUR MONEY ON STUPID SHIT AND TAKE THE SHIFTS AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY NEED IT FOR RENT AND Y’KNOW, REAL LIFE PROBLEMS. STOP F*CKING TALKING TO ME BECAUSE YOU ARE BORDERLINE STALKING ME AND IT IS NOT COOL!!!
To the one manager I have that does nothing all day: JUST GO AWAY. STOP PRETENDING WE LIKE YOU. WE ALL DO NOT LIKE YOU. STOP SAYING YOU’RE GOING ON “VACATIONS” TO CUBA AND SHOWING US PICTURES FROM 2005 SAYING YOU WENT THERE LAST WEEK. GAH, LEAVE US ALONE.
Man, that felt good.
Post # 10
dont get an attitude about our team birthday potluck!!!!. it our b’day , not yours . shut up and write down th menu
Post # 11
Please SHUT THE F*CK UP BECAUSE I DON’T GET PAID ENOUGH TO CARE ABOUT THAT SH*T!!!!!
Post # 12
TO MY BOSS: F*CK YOU, stop giving me more of YOUR work to do so you can sit on facebook and surf the web all day (yep I’ve caught you more than once).
Post # 13
I would love you say “DO YOU REALZIE THIS IS THE VOLUME OF YOUR VOICE EVERYTIME YOU TALK. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO YELL AT PEOPLE. AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE BASEBALL GAME…WHY ARE YOU NOT WORKING AND SPOUTING OFF THE SCORE EVERY 15 MINUTES”
Post # 14
@badabing88: Oh yes….it happens here every morning…The Dragon Lady cooks up her pegasus eggs, snarfs them down and the leaves the nasty mug to soak in the sink all day, with little chunks of baby flying ponies floating on top of the water….YAY!
Post # 15
@shrinkgirl: that was exactly what i was going to write!
Post # 16
@Nona99: thats nasty…. gag.