Things your SO eff's up!

posted 3 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
3994 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: December 2013

Yeah, Kraft Mac N’ Cheese. He isn’t allowed to make it…ever. He just leaves it cooking for too long and it becomes a gooey mess or he will try to add special spices to “jazz” it up. He is a great cook, but I like my mac n’ cheese simple. 

Post # 5
329 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2013

@the_newlymintedmrs-s17:  When we first moved in together we bought a gorgeous new dining room tabel and chairs. We had one of those reed diffuser things on the table, which he knocked over while i was at work. It stripped the table of some of its finish, but was cleaned up wuick enough that it wasnt noticable. Until i picked up the bottle, which he had neglected to wipe the bottom of, leaving a round ring of exposed wood where the finish was stripped. Then i moved the woven plastic placemat we had, and he had neglected to wipe up underneath that, leaving a lovely woven pattern of stripped finish on my BRAND NEW TABLE.


Post # 6
375 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2014

@FutureMrsA2014:  ahaha oh my god! I couldn’t help but laugh because that’s definitely something my FI would do by accident!

@the_newlymintedmrs-s17:  We had this dog food issue right before we moved into our new house! AND HE BOUGHT FRIGGEN ALPO AT THE GAS STATION!!!!!!!!!! THERE WAS DUST ON THE TOP OF THE CAN! ahahaha

He mostly just does things sort of halfway. God bless him because he DOES do anything I ask but, for example, he pickedu p my $180 specialty contact lens for my cornea issue. That night, I couldn’t find it anywhere in the house. It was about 11 degrees outside and I just THOUGHT to ask him the OUTLANDISH question “You didn’t leave the lens in your car, did you?” to which he replied “OH SHIT!!!” aahahahah

My FAVORITE is that I called him in an emergency at work to ask him to get me tampons. I took a photo of the box on my phone so he wouldn’t be a lost puppy. He showed up at wrok and I noticed the box looked huge. HE FRIGGEN BOUGHT ME OVERNIGHT EXTRA LONG PADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was in tears so upset haahhaha I haven’t used a pad since middle school. So sad. We laugh hysterically now because I went so far as to SEND A PICTURE and even still ahahaha

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