(Closed) Toilet Adventures

posted 7 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
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2384 posts
Buzzing bee

Definitely dropped a toothbrush in the toilet before. That was promptly put in the trash. 

Post # 4
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

I dropped my lipgloss in the toilet. Fell out of my pocket.

Post # 5
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2010

When I was a kid I thought the toilet was a trash can so I threw a banana peel down it. Dad was less than thrilled. 

Post # 6
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

Aw.. we have a shelf above the toilet that I keep all my make up on.. FI was cleaning and knocked my eyeshadow into the toilet.. it cloged the toilet and wouldnt come out so FI had to take the whole toilet off to get it out of the pipe. He also dropped his toothbrush in the toilet once.. clumsy boy.

Oh, and our friend was over and knocked my good pair of tweezers into the toilet… hm.. putting it all together maybe I should stop putting stuff on that stupid shelf.

Post # 7
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

sooooo… this is gonna be gross. buuuuut. I was a dirty teenage “punk rocker”, and in a FEW different extremely intoxicated adventures, I dropped my wallet in the toilet (clean water, never anything gross in it, which only makes it slightly less gross) at a grungy bar and wiped it off with a bit of toilet paper and then back into the pocket it went. Uh… did that with a cell phone once too.

Nowadays, the toilet lids in the house stay closed, and I don’t go to bars much anymore let alone get that wasted.

Please don’t judge me. *shame*

Post # 9
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

@tranquility: 🙁 I know! I said don’t judge!

Post # 10
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

Cell phone. And I hate germs, so I plucked it out and washed it in the sink *facepalm* Then I rubbed sanitizer on it before taking all apart to blow dry and set in in the windowsill.

Before I finally used it again 3 days later, I rubbed it down with a Lysol wipe. Ew ew ew.

Post # 11
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

@.twist.:  Don’t worry. I am not actually judging. Smile

 I got so tanked once I lost a pair of shoes and threw up all over myself and sat in it for a 45 min ride home. Now that is class.  

Post # 12
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: August 2010

My cell phone. But I wasnt able to fish it out because I dropped it flew out of my pocket as I was getting up from the toilet and pulling up my pants and right when the toilet was flushing. I looked in horror as my cell phone spiraled down into the sewer system. And then I just laughed.

Post # 13
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

My cell phone, my keys, someone elses iPod…. and last of all, my daughter lol… 

Post # 14
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

@tranquility: haha my brother-in-law found his wife in a closet and she had thrown up in her purse. HAHA…. ew.

Post # 15
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 2011

Brush, nail clippers, and a cheap battery-operated personal trimmer that never worked again.

I am so glad my rings fit nice and snug now because I used to be terrified of losing them down the toilet, lol.

Post # 16
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

I have a bad habit of slipping my ID in my back pocket when we go out, and on more than one occasion, it’s fallen into the toilet. Luckily it’s easy to clean. 

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