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    SugarSweetPink    May 29, 2010  

    We just sent out our save the dates yesterday.  A little late btw, but I digress.  It got me thinking that it is hilarious when people call them STD's, much like calling bridesmaid BM's.  Maybe I'm just super immature, but every time I read them I giggle like I'm in middle school.  So I thought of some really horrible ways to interpret things we may say about our "STD's"

    "I don't know how it happened, but somehow we got 100 STD's.  we only wanted 80."

    "I'm giving out my STDs soon and I just can't decide who should get one"

    "I just got off the phone with Grandma.. she got my STD today and LOVES IT!"

    Got any more?? :)

     
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    sarahsd    August 14, 2010   San Diego

    LMAO!! I think about that all the time...

    How about:

    "Can I see your STDs?"

     
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    Nlmiele    July 3, 2010   Pa

    "I got your STD in the mail! I love it!"

     

     
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    KMSull    August 7, 2010   Lexington, KY (via Atlanta, GA)

    :) It is definintely unfortunate.

     
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    crebre80    November 20, 2010   Baton Rouge, LA

    The STD was definitely something I didn't want, but after urging I decided it was okay to have Tongue out

     
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    nonimouse12    July 24, 2010  

    "Did you get my STD?"

    "Yeah, and Sally's too!"

     

     
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    sarahsd    August 14, 2010   San Diego

    Best Thread Ever!!

     
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    Cole B    October 16, 2010   Northern Indiana

    I laughed out loud at this...

    And I decided to finally give my ex boyfriend an STD...

    agh, gross.

     
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    Minutiae    May 2011  

    "MY FI didn't want me to get any STDs, but I convinced him they were worth the money."

     
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    Ms Sassy    January 4, 2012   Outside of Boston, MA

    "OMG! Julie has the best STD. I wish/hope mine are as great as hers."

     

    ~~Who doesn't love sharing their STDS~~LOL

     
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    jduck84    August 2010   Minneapolis, MN

    "I was going to order my STDs online but decided it wasn't worth the money."

     
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    Magenta    July 31, 2010   Springfield MA- Wedding in PR

    hey im puerto rican and when i started here in weddingbee and when I read a post saying "i need help with my std" I went into shock, i wasnt sure what it meant lol... now i know... but still i laugh to when ever i read something with those letters 

     
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    tangeriney    Summer 2010   NYC

    Crebre - LOL! "I didn't want STDs either, but then I got one from my friend, and I knew I had to send them to everyone!"

     

     

     
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    tea       norcal

    lol this is hilarious!

    how about "i'll show you my std if you show me your std."

     
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    vintage2010    April 10, 2010  

    Which STD should I get?

     
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    SugarSweetPink    May 29, 2010  

    LOL I love them all, I knew I could count on you guys to humor me tonight! 

    "EVERYONE LOVES MY STDS!!!"

     
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    jaybird12    September 6, 2014   Boston, MA

    "We need to make sure we have enough STDs for all of the invitees."

    haha I agree; when I saw STD for the first time, I did a double take. I also still giggle a bit when I see a funny sentence including the acronym.

     
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    katerrific    8-7-2010   Lansing, Michigan

    LOL!! This is amazing! Teehee.. let's see..

    "I want my STDs to match my wedding colors!"

     
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    Sulli301    June 26, 2010   Michigan

    "Everyone loves my stds...especially because of the cute packaging they came in!!!"

    hehehhe oh I love this 

     
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    scissors    June 19, 2010   Atlanta, Ga

    Sometimes making STDs can be messy.

     

     
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    Angeleri2bee    05/22/2010   El Paso, TX

    This is amazing! haha and I must admit.  I giggle everytime too!

     
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    LacyLust    May 21, 2011   Ohio

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who laughs everytime I read a STD thread. lol

    I don't have any good ones; just wanted to let you know I'm right there with ya!

     
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    sarahsd    August 14, 2010   San Diego

    @Miss Scissors - Dirty! haha

     
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    JoonBee    06/2010  

    Lately I have been saying this to people around me on IM:

    "I NEED to send my STDs to everyone I know as soon as possible!"

    And the responses I got were:

    "Please, we don't want your STDs!"

    Or, I just got laughged at. :( haha

     
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    HunnyBear    September 11, 2010   New Jersey

    'I spent the last weekend in STD hell'

    or

    'Why must my BMs be so difficult sometimes?'

    lol

     
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    lampshade127    March 27   Houston

    Who knew that after a quick trip to the mailbox I would pick up a STD?!

     
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    Rosie Girl    September 18, 2010   Montana

    I giggle too!

    I'm making my STDs this weekend with my FI

    Can't wait to send my STDs out!

    My MOH asked me for one of my STDs

    My FI wants to give his BM a STD

     
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    stephinPA    October 29, 2010   Reading, PA

    My Fi didn't know what an STD was so I showed him and now he wants one to show his family.

     

     
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    shannon1126    August 21, 2010   Washington, Wedding in Vegas

    hahah scissors thats dirty! I love it

    "my FI doesn't care about getting STD's, he is fine with whatever"

     
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    nachos    April 2010   Chicago

    I wrote a whole post using the double entendre...it was fun to write :)

    http://www.weddingbee.com/2009/12/07/stds-and-you/

     
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    JoesWifey    May 24, 2009   NYC/Wedding in Indiana

    @scissors- you never fail to amuse us

     

    "The store manager wouldn't let me return my STDs even though it was his fault for ignoring my requests for upgraded packaging"

     
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    ms boardwalk    Sept 2009   NorCal

    "What do I do with this STD?"

    "That STD looks kinda funny/ugly"

    "This STD sucks"

    "I could've/should've spent my money on other things besides this STD!"

    "Can someone help me with my STD?"

     
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    Jaxx317    July 17, 2011   Brooklyn, NY/wedding in the Hudson Valley

    hysterical!! i love it!

    "I never got your STD - can you send me another?"

     

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