(Closed) Ugh, I hate when he gets porn in the mail…

posted 7 years ago in Waiting
Post # 3
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

Oh, I love that kind of porn 😉

I always get the Borsheims catalog and I carry it around in my purse.  I am pretty sure FH will never buy me the $150,000 on the back cover, but a girl can dream…..

It was the catalog that convinced him that he needed to have them custom do my ring.  I can’t wait to go and pick up my little silver box with the maroon bow.

Post # 4
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Helper bee

LOL!!! 

Oh, my SO calls my stash of Martha Stewart Weddings that I keep in my nightstand my “shameful secret porn”.  I’m thinking of getting of a subscription so that it will be cheaper.  Then, I too, will get porn in the mail!!

 

Post # 6
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

@phoenix718: Bwaaaaahahahahaaa!!! That’s probably the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while.

 

 

@Ms. MoxieMonkey: Do you hide your wedding mags too? I can’t decide if I hide them because they’re “dirty,” or if they’re “dirty” because I felt the need to hide them…

Post # 7
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: January 1992

When I first read the title of this post, I was like, “Oh man, not touching that one with a ten foot pole!” But then I read the actual post, I was like “Ooooooh.”

Post # 8
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: March 2012

OOOO i LOOVE that kind of Porn!!

Post # 8
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Helper bee

@MrsCarnival:  Oh, I think they’re “dirty” bc I feel so compelled to hide them.  Even though he knows EXACTLY where they are.  But he doesn’t know about my wedding binder or the files on my laptop.  hee hee

Post # 9
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

@phoenix718: Make sure you put Borsheims on the list, best ring porn around.

 

@MissCarnival – I used to leave mine on the coffee table with pages marked.  FH used to think that I just used them for party ideas, silly boys.

Post # 9
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2012

@phoenix718: lol I love wedding porn in the mail!

Post # 10
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

@Ms. MoxieMonkey: Hahaha! I think he knows where mine are too, but I always hide stuff like that because he lets his imagination run away with him. I’m considering taking pre-natal vitamins ONLY to try and improve the condition of my hair and nails. I have yet to buy them because I know that if he found them he would probably just keel over and die thinking i was pregnant! I suppose I could just tell him why I’m buying them, but where’s the fun in that? ;D

 

 

@tksjewelry: We are a little more open about wedding stuff now, but he can only take it in small doses. He’s not averse to getting married, just to the whole “wedding” thing. I think leaving them on the table might be too much for him hahaha!

Post # 11
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2010

Haha, we used to get the odd jewelery store pamphlet and DH always accused me of ordering it. 

Post # 12
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Buzzing bee

lol this made me laugh, does it count if you get it emailed regularly? 😛

Post # 13
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

@MrsCarnival: I totally hid wedding magazines before I was engaged too!

Post # 14
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

@red_pepper_gal: The worst part is I am SO bad at hiding them, and I’m an even worse liar so I can’t fib when he asks me where I’m keeping them hahaha! I stutter and turn red…I should probably give up the whole hiding thing 🙂

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