(Closed) Ugh my god… Can’t believe this happened

posted 8 years ago in Wellness
Post # 3
2239 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

Awww…It hasn’t happened to me, but it could happen to anyone. I hope you’re feeling better.

Post # 4
1810 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

Omg, I’m so sorry! That would make being sick SO much worse! Hopefully it didn’t make a mess in your car!!

Post # 5
5823 posts
Bee Keeper

A close friend of mine pooped himself on the way to school.  He had to miss class.  So at least you were on your way HOME, LOL!

Post # 6
2196 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2017

It happends. Margaret Cho the comedian talks about being on a crazy diet and she got stuck in LA traffic and pooped her pants.

Post # 7
454 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2011

I got sick with swine flu last year and it made me sick to my stomach all night one night.  I thought I was over it by the next morning.  My fiance (he got the flu, too) and I got up and were checking our emails on our computers and I went to pass gas (or so I thought)… nope, I full out pooped my pants.  Like, all over the inside of my undwerwear and pj pants.  I yelled “oh shit!”.  He goes “what?  Are you OK?”  And I, half embarassed, half laughing at the absurdity of it said “no really, oh SHIT.”  and went running the the bathroom.  It sucked and was crazy embarassing at the time, but now we just laugh about it.  Who poops their pants in their mid-20s!?  I mean, really!?  LOL

Post # 8
1390 posts
Bumble bee

Oh my gosh, I have a few pooping myself stories I can tell you. 1 – I pooped myself while jogging. There’s just nothing you can do when you’re in a residential area and there are no bathrooms. I did learn though, that you should always go before running. 2 – I pooped myself at work once. I just could NOT make it to the bathroom. I’m pretty sure it was due to a questionable tuna sandwich from the cafeteria. Uncool. 3 – I pooped myself twice two nights ago. I’m just recovering from a really awful, wretched stomach flu and the worst part (besides puking) was waking up to the sensation of pooping. Awesome.

So no, you are not alone. I’m 27 and SO is 26. We’ve both had ‘urgent’ poos in the past and luckily we can talk and laugh about them.

Post # 9
659 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 2011

I got food poisoning and had to do it ON MY WAY HOME via public transportation.  So I tried SO hard to hold it…and did until I was alone in the elevator to my apartment.  It was HORRIBLE.  What was worse was the food poisoning.  I can deal with an accident (I pick up after my dog three times a day!) but it just kept coming! 

God it was horrible.  But in retrospect it always makes me think of the line from the Devil Wears Prada – “I’m one stomach flu away from my goal weight!”

Post # 10
2015 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2009

My husband’s done it while sick with a stomach virus! It’s okay! It happens to a lot of people.

Post # 11
561 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

LOL, it’s true what they say: Never trust a fart. LOL you guys are CRAZY funny!

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