(Closed) Um… a mermaid? HUH(crazy things you hear at work)

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Post # 3
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: October 2012

“you look like you’d be married to a cop”.

 

Thanks!!  

Post # 4
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

@GroovyHippieChick:  Was he a cop? If so, touche to that guy ;).

Post # 5
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: October 2012

@CamMaam:    That would have been one of the greatest pick up lines ever! 

 

FI does have a CCW/CPL  Smile  so he gets some credit

Post # 6
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2011

I had a little kid run up to me, squeeze his eyes shut, and shout, “YOU LOOK LIKE THE ROCKETEER’S WIFE!”  He said it so fast that it was strung together and we had to decipher…

Post # 7
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

I’m an elementary school teacher…kids say crazy things. 

“Miss Baker, Steven is dancing like a stripper.”

“Miss Baker, I brought you a pickle!”

“Miss Baker, my uncle Charlie just got out of jail and is living with us now”

“Miss Baker, does having a tan make you attractive to the ladies?”

“Miss Baker, your face is getting REALLY red!”

“Miss Baker, I have diarrhea in my pants” 

 

Post # 10
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2015

@babeandbabe:  LOL!

One of my students told me I look scary without my glasses 🙁

Post # 11
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2014

I always hear little kids (and adults) making comments as I walk by. Like “woooooow she’s tall”. Super loudly too, so I hear them. Yes, like I didn’t realize I was tall haha! 

Post # 12
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2013

Down the street from where I used to work, while getting a sandwich: “girl you fine…fine as dishwater…”

 

Gotta go!

Post # 13
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

@peachacid:  who knew dishwater was ‘fine’…lol

Post # 14
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

I was talking to my co-working who is actually changing firms and will be working with my mother soon. 

“you’ll like my mom, she’s similar to me”

“so….blunt and grumpy?”

“………actually yes. Thats exactly how i am! Now go away i’m busy”

 

haha it was actually hilarious, i am pretty blunt and grumpy

Post # 15
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2012

Once over the sales PA system at the car dealership I work for, I heard “Colonel *sales person*, please report to the mothership”

 

Post # 16
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2015

@harleyq:  That’s hilarious.  Funniest thing we get over our pa system is guys randomly paging themselves to the breakroom, people purposly banging the phone around before hanging it up, or occasionally after someone hangs up the automated voicemail picks up & starts in with please leave your message after the tone.

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