Unofficial bridesmaid gifts look like a penis…FML

posted 3 years ago in Bridesmaids
Post # 2
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

Eeek.  I would try to get the heart removed…

Post # 3
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: January 2014

Oh no! I think I would see if the heart can be removed as well. 

Post # 4
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Busy bee

hahaha this is too funny!! but i honestly dont think it does!

Post # 5
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2014

Hahaha I’m sorry, but I think this is going to make for a good story later. “Remember those penis necklaces I bought?” Removing the heart should solve the problem though, but I think they’d be even nicer if they were just the initials. 

Post # 6
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 2014

 

plpinkinsa2001:  I.  CANNOT.  STOP.  LAUGHING.  I’m sorry!!! 

See if you can’t get the head/heart removed.  Oddly enough, I plan on getting one of my maids the same thing (sans penis), just the round monogram.  My MOH already has one and my other part member is a guy so they’re all getting something different. 

Post # 7
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Wannabee

“Or should I just give it to them and let them wear the penis around their necks?”

I feel that this is a question that answers itself.

Post # 8
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

I wouldn’t have thought of that if you didn’t mention it, but yeah I’d try to get the tip (sorry, I couldn’t resist) removed.

Post # 9
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Helper bee

Wow! It really does resemble a penis. Honestly, I think it would look great without the key part altogether so if you can get the heart removed or the whole key part removed you should do it. Good luck with those penises LOL

Post # 10
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

BAHAHAHA I can’t stop laughing.

Post # 11
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

If you take the heart off, it’s going to look really weird.  If the entire key part can be removed, that would be an option, otherwise, I’d totally laugh it off and make fun of myself for gifting my friends with pretty penis necklaces.

Post # 12
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Busy bee

SO funny! I am sorry, but that is priceless!! I’d remove the entire key – or just give it to them and let them enjoy the joke.

Post # 13
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2015

plpinkinsa2001:  Leave the heart.  They may not notice it, but if/when they do at least you have a fun memory.  

Post # 14
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2014

plpinkinsa2001:  hilarious!  I never would have thought of it if you didn’t say it though.

I agree with OldMrsMcDonald:  that they might look weird without the heart.  I’d go with just the monogram or give them to them as is and just don’t point it out (alternately, you can point it out and see what they want to do)

I’d wear it, I don’t think it looks THAT much like a penis.

Post # 15
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Busy bee

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

at least its flaccid…

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